1 year ago

He Caught Me Kissing Myself!

There's this really cute guy my age named Brian who lives next door to me.

Best part about it is that, sometimes, he knocks on my window at night (I'm on the first floor) and chats with me!

Well, I was finally trying to muster up the courage to kiss him. But, of course, I had to practice first.

I never understood how people could kiss with their eyes closed but still hit the lips.

So I drew a circle on my mirror, shut my eyes and practiced hitting the circle. Stupid, right?

Even dumber: I forgot to close the blinds!

While I was doing my weird mirror kissing thing, I heard some guys laughing at the window.

Yep, it was Brian — and he was with a bunch of his cute friends!

I must have looked like the biggest dork ever. Guess I can kiss a date with Brian goodbye!

But let's be honest: Am I the only one who's tried to practice kissing? C'mon, you guys can admit it! Anyone...?

 
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I only kiss my edward cullen poster, that's all.

 
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OMG!that must have been REALY embarassing

 
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I do it aswell

 
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I do it aswell

 
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I do it aswell

 
 
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I do it aswell

 
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I do it aswell

 
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I do it aswell

 
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well not really!

 
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Nope sorry never tried that before......

 
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i also kiss my rpattz poster evrey nite b4 i go 2 bed

 
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i also kiss my rpattz poster evrey nite b4 i go 2 bed

 
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i also kiss my rpattz poster evrey nite b4 i go 2 bed

 
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i always kiss the mirror and im not ashamed 2 admit it

 
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i always kiss the mirror and im not ashamed 2 admit it

 
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haha ive triend (but with my best guy friend)haha

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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I still kiss my Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, and Nick Jonas posters. Big Deal! I dont really care.

 
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I still kiss my Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, and Nick Jonas posters. Big Deal! I dont really care.

 
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I still kiss my Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, and Nick Jonas posters. Big Deal! I dont really care.

 
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ya lol i have a R0BeRt PaTtInSoN poster 4 now so itll do!!! lol :D

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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da anonaymous 5 below me is rite

 
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i have on my taylor lautner poster... but i'm practicing, that's just as close as i can get!

 
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i kiss my pillow, and im proud of it =0

 
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i have w/ my pillow...

 
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nope your not the only one.

 
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oh my gosh the girl inn the mirror has an earring on the other one doesn't eww a girl kissed a girl!

 
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me 2

 
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i agree with anonymus 4 ppl below me. im just kissing Jacob!! Don't judge me! lolz

 
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umm i hate to admit it but i kiss the mirror!!...lol!

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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i kiss in the mirror,but before i do it,i lock the door and my blinds are always closed.The freakiest thing is that my brother told me how to move when you make out and he told me to do it in the mirror.

 
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not on the mirror but on the tv or my twilight or JoBro posters so if my parents catch me or something i can just say "i was kissing joe jonas! dont judge me!" lol

 
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i once tried it on a mirror and it was soooo weird im nnever doing that again

 
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i practice on my tv screen sometimes. johnny depp, shia labeouf, JOHNNY KNOXVILLE!

 
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i practice on my edward cullen poster

 
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i practice wit my nick jonas posters :p

 
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weirdo

 
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I do it with the air...weird,huh?

 
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why don't u practice on the back of ur hand and then if he saw u u could say u had a cut on ur hand and it was sore

 
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a normal person would CLOSE the blinds for one or not even do that ewww next time pratice on ur arm or something maybe a pillow

 
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Not rlly,no.I always thot it came natural when u start kissing.Next time do that in the bathroom,or use the back of ur hand or something.But hey it's cool,a lot of ppl do it.

 
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no never

 
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NO!!!!

 
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I've done it a few times and my parents have walked in >.< Really embarrassing xD

 
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EWWWWWWWWWWWW SORRY 4 U AMY GOOD LUCK

 
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Thats like kissing yourself . . . . Ewww

 
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i never dID that......well mABY ONCE OR TWICE!

 
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i agree with the guy and his friends that is really weird i haven't had my first kiss with my boyfriend Stuart but i would not practice on a mirror or pillow or whatever weird things you people practice kissing on

 
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