1 year ago

He Caught Me Kissing Myself!

There's this really cute guy my age named Brian who lives next door to me.

Best part about it is that, sometimes, he knocks on my window at night (I'm on the first floor) and chats with me!

Well, I was finally trying to muster up the courage to kiss him. But, of course, I had to practice first.

I never understood how people could kiss with their eyes closed but still hit the lips.

So I drew a circle on my mirror, shut my eyes and practiced hitting the circle. Stupid, right?

Even dumber: I forgot to close the blinds!

While I was doing my weird mirror kissing thing, I heard some guys laughing at the window.

Yep, it was Brian — and he was with a bunch of his cute friends!

I must have looked like the biggest dork ever. Guess I can kiss a date with Brian goodbye!

But let's be honest: Am I the only one who's tried to practice kissing? C'mon, you guys can admit it! Anyone...?

 
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i do that. just my pillow or stuffed animal.

 
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Yeah,I think I know what u mean

 
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haha i second the pillow

 
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haha i second the pillow

 
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me too iluvmybotfriendluke!!

 
 
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ive kissed my pillow! :0

 
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i kiss my teddy bear! :D

 
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No I dont practice.

 
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its okay, dont feel bad. i know people who do that(:

 
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its okay, dont feel bad. i know people who do that(:

 
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its okay, dont feel bad. i know people who do that(:

 
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YOU LOOK LIKE A BOY YOU IT

 
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defienetly don't worry about it, everyone has done it at least once

 
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Everyone's done it at least once.

 
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I havent tried course i aint gonnna get a kiss for a while, anyways when im ready im not gonna practice im just gonna tell the guy i have no clue how to kiss, JUST DONT WORRY BOUT IT.

 
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nope your not the only one. . . guilty as charged hee hee

 
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i have but im anoymus soo no one no's me ur not alone

 
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ive done that and dont feel bad stuff like that happens to everyone

 
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nope not me

 
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um thats weird nopee ive never dun that and prob never will

 
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i have!!! U r not alone, chica!

 
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ur not alone

 
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suuuurrreeee.. i do that all the time...NOT. are you lessbian or something!?

 
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i used to use my teddy bears. now i go 4 da real thing. :)

 
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iv dun it b4 trust ur not alone

 
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of done to your not the only one

 
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you know it thats what i did all the time

 
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First tried it on a mirror, Then tried it on my boyfriend ;P

 
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plllllzzzzzzzzzdnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks oh and dont eat those non pitted cherries u find on an ordered sundae they dont digest they got wax on em

 
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Yes, I have... ON a mirror...

 
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i admit.. but not on a mirror :S haha well anyways, ummm, yeah that's really embarassing. so sorry to hear that! :P

 
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no a whole bunch of my friends have...i havent, but a lot of people do. its ok! theyll forget about it in a week

 
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och

 
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och

 
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You should practice on a teddy bear or stuffy :P

 
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yes you are the only person who has practiced kissing lol

 
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teamjonas11 just to let you know when you look in a mirror everything is reverse so it is possiable that she only had one earing on...

 
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teamjonas11 u r so right ewwww makes me wanna pe-uke! uckyyyy

 
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Uh, I feel sorry for you... Kinda...

 
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teamjonas11 omigosh you're right! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 
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HMMM...ii WOULD HAN3 Dii3D =[.....LMAO

 
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eeewwwwwww is that even mirrored look one girl has earrings and the other doesnt i think they got two gay girls to kiss a pane of glass!!!

 
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mmm,mmm,mmmmmmm... oh im sorry did u say sumthing? im kissing my pillow

 
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i pratice on fruit. but 2 nights ago in bed i wuz naked and i had a long makeout sesh wit my pillow

 
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lolz

 
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I feel really sorry for you.

 
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i would practice to

 
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omg....i did that once...but i was in the bathroom. and my mom barged in! What ever happened to PRIVACY? or KNOCK FIRST?

 
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awkward!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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not twilight, the user by name of : imawsomeandcool, was reported, and their user is soooooooooooo not cool!