1 year ago
He Caught Me Kissing Myself!
Submitted by Amy (14), from Somerville, MA
There's this really cute guy my age named Brian who lives next door to me.
Best part about it is that, sometimes, he knocks on my window at night (I'm on the first floor) and chats with me!
Well, I was finally trying to muster up the courage to kiss him. But, of course, I had to practice first.
I never understood how people could kiss with their eyes closed but still hit the lips.
So I drew a circle on my mirror, shut my eyes and practiced hitting the circle. Stupid, right?
Even dumber: I forgot to close the blinds!
While I was doing my weird mirror kissing thing, I heard some guys laughing at the window.
Yep, it was Brian — and he was with a bunch of his cute friends!
I must have looked like the biggest dork ever. Guess I can kiss a date with Brian goodbye!
But let's be honest: Am I the only one who's tried to practice kissing? C'mon, you guys can admit it! Anyone...?
Hey that person that commented under, Anonymous way down on the 2nd row some one reported you huh, wonder who it was.....
that aint a mirror in the picture.... one girl has and earring, other dont ew.......
woooooooow
aww i wouldn't kiss a mirror though. maybe a pillow or something softer. :P
i did that i was perting it was Joe Jonas
NOPE! I ALREADY HAVE LIKE WAT 3 BF'S AND THEY DONT NO AND THE 1ST TIME I KISSED HIM WAS PERFECT
OH GOSH! I FEEL SO BAD FOR U! I WOULD EVER KISS A MIRROR!
omg srry i neva did dat cuz i had my first kiss in kindergarten i didnt even kno about kissing in a mirror so i cant hellp u bummer
ew person under me. your so perverted.
oh my g hahah lol i feel sorry for youo girly haha but sorry never did that.
oh my g hahah lol i feel sorry for youo girly haha but sorry never did that.
Haha ur not the only one sistah!! ive used a pillow, a wall and a merror! Just to practic! I havnt got my 1st kiss yet (im 14) and im not sure if i even do it rite! So ur not alone!
ya i do dat
ya i pretend its nick jonas lol
lol i use too
i put on lipstick once and said to my mirror 'hello joe jonas' and smooched it until my lipstick ran out cuz i ws reaplying so much!
ditto twilight_fanatic_1
no i practice with my pillow or teddy bear . . . and sometimes even my wall at night in bed (guilty . . .) dont feel bad! I always pretend its either jacob black :D or my crush adrian :]
yea i do... and when i do practice, i refer to myself as Mrs. Cullen! dumb right?
no I didn't really need to practice. lol
hehe my bf's like 5 inches shorter then me so i stacked a couple of phone books on top of my desk and put a stuffed animal on that at approximately boyfriend height and practiced kissing it
no0o0o not relly didnt need da practice o.0
UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNO
i practice too... but like on my arm and stuff... lol soooooooo embarassing if my crush saw me doing dat **thinks** umm yea i hope that never happens
i would say maybe... ** looks around**
lol mwa!haha
maybe *looks around*
uhh.... yesh.... *blushes*
never !! i practice on my date ..
NEVER thats nasty no offense to those who do practice.
umm yes
Lool no im just naturally a good kisser, or so i've been told.
yes... a little... mayb alot
ok that is just wierd!!! i mean come on!!!
ALL the time. sometimes i pretend i'm...never mind!
wen i wuz yung i put on loads of lipstick and kissed my mirror so it had lip prints and above it i wrote in lipstick(alone not mouth) "My Kissies-389.00 4 a real one!"
no......maybe......ok fine yes!!!
no i have never done that!
maybe once ......ok alot
I practice on my pillow and pretend it's Joe Jonas or my crush Micheal
I practice on my pillow and pretend it's Joe Jonas or <3 Micheal <3 my crush
ya but dude try the back of ur hand
Im always practiceing on my pillow! Sometimes (prepare to laugh at me till the end of time) i make up stories to go with whoever im pretending to kiss (this months guy nhas beenthe guy who plays Caspian in the second Narnia movie)! its stupid and wierd but im keeping it up until i have some real lips to kiss.
LOL PRATICE IN THE BATHROOM NEXT TIME WIT A TEDDY BEAR OR A MIRROR
once onley once
yeeeeaaaaa, but not on a two dimensional circle! ever heard of the back of your hand? lol
Ok I admit it LOL!!!
sure ive done that...but im on da second floor & all my neighbors r like really old the only kids on my street r really weird & i swear the cops hav been ovr there more than 1 time
i do that to!!
i di d fine on my 1st kiss and makeout without practicing! lolz