1 year ago
He Caught Me Kissing Myself!
Submitted by Amy (14), from Somerville, MA
There's this really cute guy my age named Brian who lives next door to me.
Best part about it is that, sometimes, he knocks on my window at night (I'm on the first floor) and chats with me!
Well, I was finally trying to muster up the courage to kiss him. But, of course, I had to practice first.
I never understood how people could kiss with their eyes closed but still hit the lips.
So I drew a circle on my mirror, shut my eyes and practiced hitting the circle. Stupid, right?
Even dumber: I forgot to close the blinds!
While I was doing my weird mirror kissing thing, I heard some guys laughing at the window.
Yep, it was Brian — and he was with a bunch of his cute friends!
I must have looked like the biggest dork ever. Guess I can kiss a date with Brian goodbye!
But let's be honest: Am I the only one who's tried to practice kissing? C'mon, you guys can admit it! Anyone...?
lol i practice kissing too i mean atleast every girl does it right?
I so do that all the time...I think I'm gonna get my first kiss tomarrow night...wish me luck guys!!!!
OMG! I do that too!!!
Haha I always do that. I'm so nervous that I'll be a bad kisser or something. But I kiss mirrors and pillows lol. I know I'm so stupid!
no i dont practice and on my first kiss i got it right on target!
um haha during my first kiss i was mad nervous. and it was at my friends we were party. and i know he was there. we were hanging out all night and i was laying with him when he had to be picked up in like 10 minutes he went to kiss me and i was so nervous but i just did what he was doing and we did it. : ) but i practiced. on a stuffed animal. hahahahhaha
no i dont. but i suppose its normal. trust me, when it comes time to kissing and yu rly like the person, yur body knows what to do. its wierd but true. =]
dont worrry, i sometimes do it :P
its alright if he made fun of you hes got to be a bad person. don't take it personally. if he was nice he wouldn't have laughed. who cares what he thinks you'll find someone else.
its ok.i've done it 2.it may have been funny but if he is worth it he would just drop it.if he keeps laughing at u he's not worth a kiss!
Aww I'm sorry. That's really embarrassing! I would've probably turned soooo red. You're not a weirdo though. <3
ohhk that must of been embarrasing! LOL!
A LOT OF GIRLS DO THAT ONLY GUYS THINK ITS STUPID CUZ GUESS WHAT DEEP DOWN ALL GUY CAN BE TOTAL DIPWADS
A LOT OF GIRLS DO THAT ONLY GUYS THINK ITS STUPID CUZ GUESS WHAT DEEP DOWN ALL GUY CAN BE TOTAL DIPWADS
haha i aggree with anonymois 3 thingsz down. pin the tail on the donkey... HA! lol.
i do that to it is sooo not dumb
tatems? no she isnt dumb to do that, alot of people do it to practice.
aww just laugh it off and say your practicing for pin the tail on the donkey or something.
i practice kissing on mirrors, pics, stuffed animals, pillows, boyfriends LOL!
That's horrible! He doesn't deserve you!
Next time practice on pic. of a hot movie star! u get really into it
aww tht sucks!! im sorry!!
who would be crazy enough to do that? obviously you sickos!
wow that i weird and embarrasing
i kiss my teddy bear! oh yeah close the blinds next time!
wow ur on the first floor....but uhh....y didn't u practice on a teddy bear and uhhhh shut ur blinds 2
I mean handy
hahahahhahahhahahhahhhaha hahahahahahahahhahahahaha hhahahahahhahahhahahhahha hhahhahhhah this is where upstairs comes in heavy hang in there literally
Yeah. Me to. I did practice about.... yeah... once or twice.
man just leave your eyes open til ya hit ur target then close ;) all will be good after that
wow i did it when i was younger
wow i did it when i was younger
if it makes you feel better, i've practiced once or twice too.
just be confident k maybe he'll forget or not
no ive been making out w/ guys since like fifth grade, i guess maybe if i had my first kiss wouldnt hav been such a bust!
NEVER but I can't blame you for doing it. I was nervous when I had my first kiss.
i practice in the mirror all the time! i mean i don't draw a circle or anything but i do.
it ok i practice all the time!!!!! i mean yeah who doesnt!!!
never practiced kissing. never going to. any anonymous under me, you're acting like its a bad thing that he/she has slept with someone. the day that sleeping with someone is bad is the day hell freezes over
o my wat r u talking about(anonymous 2 down for my comment) wat r u talking bout some ppl mite not have had their first kiss yet u have probaly slept with someone already so shut up!
awwww i know i mean it could happen. sorry i feel really bad
LMAO what a loser, you don't know how to kiss? You don't like, close your eyes and THEN go for it. You just feel the moment, lean in wit your eyes half closed, then once your lips touch, then you close your eyes. And even if you closed your eyes and kissed like, the corner of their mouth, they will probably think it's really cute and endearing, because you know, their mouth isn't the only thing you're allowed to kiss ;]
yeah, i have...
oh wow nope never not an idiot
nvr a mirror Nick jonas or Robert patterson :0)~
dont practice on something flat. if your going to practice try something 3-D. it will help for that first big kiss
my mirror IS my dte :P
Okay, let's see.. I've kissed my mirror before.. But that was like when I was 12. :x! And I'm sure there are people in the world doing dorkier things than kissing a mirror, lol.
yea..... i try every once in a while
sometimes i practice on my my joe jonas poster. lol its ok ur not alone!!