1 year ago

He Caught Me Kissing Myself!

There's this really cute guy my age named Brian who lives next door to me.

Best part about it is that, sometimes, he knocks on my window at night (I'm on the first floor) and chats with me!

Well, I was finally trying to muster up the courage to kiss him. But, of course, I had to practice first.

I never understood how people could kiss with their eyes closed but still hit the lips.

So I drew a circle on my mirror, shut my eyes and practiced hitting the circle. Stupid, right?

Even dumber: I forgot to close the blinds!

While I was doing my weird mirror kissing thing, I heard some guys laughing at the window.

Yep, it was Brian — and he was with a bunch of his cute friends!

I must have looked like the biggest dork ever. Guess I can kiss a date with Brian goodbye!

But let's be honest: Am I the only one who's tried to practice kissing? C'mon, you guys can admit it! Anyone...?

 
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no i never did!!!!!!!!! eww that is weird

 
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i haVE made out with my mirror!!!! ha ha ha ha ha funny right?

 
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No, I haven't kissed in the mirror. I think about my crush and me.

 
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i have kissed myself in the mirror before lmao

 
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I have TOTALLY kissed myself in the mirror b4 lol.....idk yyyyy

 
 
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i miss my bf.... :'[

 
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hmm when you have an awesome bf you dont need to practice and yupp he was my first [[not bf kiss]]i told him ive never kissed b4 and he guided me through it :] and that was along time ago weve been together for 2 yrs

 
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not so much...

 
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nooppeee.(=

 
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Duh thats what teddy bears are for!

 
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i used to. now i just fantasize about the day my crush kisses me... sigh... ;)

 
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i don't practice because i got the skills like that

 
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srry got a boytoy

 
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i dont practice thats 2 odd 4 me

 
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You're not the only one. Don't worry :]. But now, I gots me a boyfriend to practice on ;]

 
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ermmm...sorry girl

 
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Sorry.

 
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oh course that is normal i mean im turning 14 in two weeks and i have never had a bf or even really someone that i like like me back. but it is normal to practice kissing. and there will be other guys.

 
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yeah, i havent got kissed yet and im 13. is that normal???

 
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it wasn't her bathroom window, it was her bedroom window. I mean, either way, sure, that's kinda weird. But she already explained the situation. Retard. (Not u, the person w/ the pig icon.)

 
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thats ok...we've all done it some time...but it is strange that brian wuz looking through ur window.

 
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yes i have practiced! hahaha

 
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nah grl u rnt the only one

 
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ok why was brian lookijng through your bathroom windows? hes a stalker and a perv

 
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lol

 
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ive dont it to my joe jonas poster lol! ur not the only 1 hun!

 
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i got a hot bf already

 
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dumbbbb i already gotss a bf

 
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dumbbbb i already gotss a bf

 
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Lol never done it i kiss enough girls for practise

 
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When u get to kiss someone you will understand why we close our eyes. I guess you kind of just get caught up in the moment

 
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once i was having a sleepover with my friend and we made out to practice because we were sneaking out with hot guys that night. at least my mom didnt walk into the room while me and my friend were kissing!

 
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kiss my little white-girl asssss!!!!!

 
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lolz.... My friend's friend says that she makes out with her pillows to practice.... Its retarded but I know a lot of ppl do it.... w/e tho!!!!

 
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i've done it.. dont feel too bad.. :)

 
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Duh I've done it - who hasn't? But sorry, never been caught.

 
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I've done it, but was never caught

 
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i did that once! my neighbor Jake whos 2 years older than me and is totally into me,saw me kissing my hand when i was sittng on my window sill it was embarrassing

 
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ouch embarrising

 
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wow that's weired but who could blame practicing a first kiss? NOT ME!

 
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i admit it but i used my hand .

 
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i did that before I couldnt help it I was about to get my first kiss and I needed practice so I just kissed the mirror.ppl do that its natural.=D

 
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awwww i dont but thats like so imbarassing. your lucky you live next to him tho so just reseam your self and yall will be goinng out in no time!!!! that is imberassing tho!!

 
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that is not funny that is halerious

 
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wow......that sucks

 
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lol iv never actually praticed kissing....i just think its wired when people do....when i had my first kiss it was like so natural and then like the next weekend i was makin out wit him so u dont really havta pratice

 
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I never practiced kissing b4 my first but i kiss my joe jonas poster alot if tht counts lol

 
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haha of course

 
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