1 year ago

He Caught Me Kissing Myself!

There's this really cute guy my age named Brian who lives next door to me.

Best part about it is that, sometimes, he knocks on my window at night (I'm on the first floor) and chats with me!

Well, I was finally trying to muster up the courage to kiss him. But, of course, I had to practice first.

I never understood how people could kiss with their eyes closed but still hit the lips.

So I drew a circle on my mirror, shut my eyes and practiced hitting the circle. Stupid, right?

Even dumber: I forgot to close the blinds!

While I was doing my weird mirror kissing thing, I heard some guys laughing at the window.

Yep, it was Brian — and he was with a bunch of his cute friends!

I must have looked like the biggest dork ever. Guess I can kiss a date with Brian goodbye!

But let's be honest: Am I the only one who's tried to practice kissing? C'mon, you guys can admit it! Anyone...?

 
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of course!........haven't we all???? ~Ginny

 
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i practice kissing to...so do alot of girls dont worrie ur not the only one

 
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more then 100 times...i am not lieing...MORE THEN A 100 TIMES>>>UR GOOD>>I ONLY GOT COUGHT TWISE

 
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i kissed this pic of ryan sheckler and my best friend came into my bedroom, talk bout wierd

 
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i kissed this pic of ryan sheckler and my best friend came into my bedroom, talk bout wierd

 
 
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almost 60 % of girls practice kissing before doing the real thing, so ur fine!

 
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lol yaaa i do it in the mirror all the time hahaha.

 
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you are so stupied and you should always close your blinds so thats why you are stupied

 
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i kiss my joe jonas poster all the time but i mean can blame me

 
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so have i

 
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well, i'll admit it. i have, once or twice... cinder

 
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Ive done that with my posters lol

 
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Ive done that with my posters

 
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haha!!!!!! actually i havent!!!! but my little sister has. :)

 
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I wish the guy i like would tell me if he likes me cause i know he does. We flirt

 
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Nope not me my crush knows I like him though!

 
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umm girl (i'm not trying to be mean or anything) YOU DON'T NEED TO PRACTICE!!!!!! just let ur body do the working!!!! trust me it knows what to do!!

 
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actually i have never done that before but lol that must have been pretty bad

 
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i know how you feel i was kiss in ma nick jonas poster and my sister walk in an told every one

 
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Don't worry.It happens.

 
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wow! well my sis did that once i was outside with my frends and she french kissed the window and evry1 was looking and i was like idk her lmao

 
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wow if i were u i wouldnt b able 2 live wit myself!!!!!!

 
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i use the pillow hahahaha

 
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um wow...... desperateness...

 
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i have totaly done that before lmao

 
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Gross you kiss yourself. Well, I guess it's not that bad. I mean guys just don't uderstand us girls. Some people (girls) need time to themselves.

 
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girl u are despert

 
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hey its alright... im sure your not the only one... i mean i have never tried to... i just think it will happen when its suppost to happen... and if im a bad kisser or i miss or somthing... well thats sad... you know but ill get over it... but its okay... your SO not a loser... actually... you sound a little like me... i would totally have forgoten to close the blinds... lol and if i was to ever practice kissing... well idk... your kewl...

 
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i don't need to practice!

 
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wow, you guyss really have that much of no life that you need to pick on her? you all have something embarrassing that has happend and if you dont it's cause you havee noo life!

 
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Lol you know what would be so funny if she got Caught kissing her little sister or brother ... i can just see her drooling on the poor kid .

 
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YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN LIKE WE HAVENT DONE ANYTHING EMBARRASSING EVER YOU GUYS NEED TO CUT THE GIRL SOME SLACK GEEZ I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE SNOBBY AND MEAN

 
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you were stupid you should of done that in a place that didn`t really have any windows

 
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no sweety you are the only one and will stay date less for a while k.

 
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haha tons cute guys live near me so you have to watch it and always keep the blinds closed lol

 
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LOSER..at least use the pillow lol

 
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SAME HERE NO CUTE GUYS LIVE NEAR ME IT'S ALL UGLY PEEPS

 
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no cute guys live near me. It's all old people. Anyway I've never really practiced kissing.

 
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haha yeaaah

 
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not really except my HUGE nick jonas poster

 
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I'm sorry for you.

 
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Actually yes...but I've NEVER been caught.

 
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i feel srry 4 u... i dont do that but sadly no guys live near my house.

 
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I feel sorry for you

 
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i've never done that. . . . but hey that's just me! lol

 
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lol

 
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I always do that! But even worse...sometimes I do it on my hand! lol.

 
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dude thats just weird i would have done that in the bathroom and locked it and put indiana jones in front of door to kill anybody who comes 10inchs near the door lol

 
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Maybe you shouldn't kiss yourself and that wouldn't have happened!

 
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I did the same thing with my poster of Edward Cullen. :P