1 year ago

He Caught Me Kissing Myself!

There's this really cute guy my age named Brian who lives next door to me.

Best part about it is that, sometimes, he knocks on my window at night (I'm on the first floor) and chats with me!

Well, I was finally trying to muster up the courage to kiss him. But, of course, I had to practice first.

I never understood how people could kiss with their eyes closed but still hit the lips.

So I drew a circle on my mirror, shut my eyes and practiced hitting the circle. Stupid, right?

Even dumber: I forgot to close the blinds!

While I was doing my weird mirror kissing thing, I heard some guys laughing at the window.

Yep, it was Brian — and he was with a bunch of his cute friends!

I must have looked like the biggest dork ever. Guess I can kiss a date with Brian goodbye!

But let's be honest: Am I the only one who's tried to practice kissing? C'mon, you guys can admit it! Anyone...?

 
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hmm , i havent maked out with myself but i have kissed my ipod with pic of my chrus XD

 
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You probably won't believe me but, I've never done that cuz I'm not stupid...no offense to people who do that

 
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i did the same so ur not alone girl

 
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thats just wrong lol shoulda done it on like a jobro poster lol

 
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jaja tHatz must Of sUckeD biG time bUti praCtiCee bUt On mY besT frienD he is amazinG bY He waY & i reaLLy leaRn alOt..!!jajaxD

 
 
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i pratice on a pillow but i make sure the blinds are closed! i'm so sorry to hea that! everybody does it even guys do it! you're just nervous, isn't everybody! if he doesn't want to go out with u or kiss you, he's not worth it

 
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i did it before but closed the blinds

 
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i do it, but i accually shut the blindz! lol

 
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I so have done that

 
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i have not

 
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I've made out with myself b4. honestly? nobody's ever made out with themselves? im not lesbo, either!

 
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freaky much????????????

 
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NOPE!!

 
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ignore this inufan66 pearson there mean

 
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Ya Ignore those snoozers Wvwe all done it b4

 
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ignore the mean lozerszzz i've never kissed a mirror or anything like that be4 but next time close the blinds and try a bear!

 
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I would have done it like in the bathroom with the door closed:)

 
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NOPE (STUPID!)

 
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wooooooow

 
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ya but I was 5. And I kissed a boy when I was 3.

 
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this girl is a total loser.

 
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when I was like.... 8.

 
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okkkkkkkk..... lozer!!

 
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Loser

 
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I've practiced kissing the wall before. :)

 
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ive kissed da mirror b4

 
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I feel bad for u.

 
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bobby sahota been a year love u soo much LMAO tanks luv u tut face hahahahah saturday was the best loooove u soo much --xoxo yhurr jaan alisha oh yeah whenu gunna tel that jasmine gurl if u dont i will luve u soo mauch baybeee make sure u doo k hahahah shes sucha a dumb bitch

 
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bobby s i luv u sooo much i cant even describe how much i doo cuz ur my boo and were just cool like that luve u tut face

 
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i never kissed a mirror.. but when i was 6, me and my neighbor (he was ma friend!!) decided we should 'practice' kissing for when we were older.. and no it didnt have an affect on our friendship.. lmao

 
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umm.....ive never kissed a mirror or,anything but i deffinetly wont after reading this!!!!

 
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well not the m irror my jb posters

 
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well not my mirror my pillow

 
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yes i have. hahaha.

 
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WOW... THAT SUCKS!!! I ADMIT IVE DONE THAT B4. BUT I NEVER GOT CAUGHT.. I ALMOST DID BUT I DIDNT. GUESS YOU WONT B DOTNG THAT AGAIN. =(

 
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u guys know how i said i caught my crush james kissing a mirror and he he said waitin 4 u i got my first kiss like 2 days ago with him wow practice DOES make perfect!!!!!

 
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Lulu55 tha iz soooo sweet about ur crush james oh yeah and if this is sarah f. thx cuz this is james k. call me!!!

 
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that is sooooo embarising! well you wont do that aginn!!!!!! XD

 
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man that sucks &smiles;

 
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i have

 
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Dd1001 rock on! i 4got to mention i kiss nick jonas posters 2!!! o yea, we so rock!

 
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oops i meant to say MY crushes pict not ME crushes pict! stupid me lolz

 
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uhhmm i havent kissed a mirror..... but i have kissed me crushes pict tho... and im only saying this cuz no one knows who i am!!!!!! lol :)

 
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omg i feel so bad for you but don't lose hope just make up a really dumb exeuse im sure he will believe you!

 
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ya i have

 
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OMG that must suck!!! yes but when i practice i kiss my crushs picture on my phone!!! lol its stupid cuz it looks weird!!!!

 
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i have. luckly im not stupid and i close the blinds.

 
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i do i just want practice PS: it worked

 
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i have

 
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I have once with my pillow. but i had the blinds CLOSED.