1 year ago
He Caught Me Kissing Myself!
Submitted by Amy (14), from Somerville, MA
There's this really cute guy my age named Brian who lives next door to me.
Best part about it is that, sometimes, he knocks on my window at night (I'm on the first floor) and chats with me!
Well, I was finally trying to muster up the courage to kiss him. But, of course, I had to practice first.
I never understood how people could kiss with their eyes closed but still hit the lips.
So I drew a circle on my mirror, shut my eyes and practiced hitting the circle. Stupid, right?
Even dumber: I forgot to close the blinds!
While I was doing my weird mirror kissing thing, I heard some guys laughing at the window.
Yep, it was Brian — and he was with a bunch of his cute friends!
I must have looked like the biggest dork ever. Guess I can kiss a date with Brian goodbye!
But let's be honest: Am I the only one who's tried to practice kissing? C'mon, you guys can admit it! Anyone...?
your the only one i've ever heard do that. i don't even do that.
Nope I am so perfect
NO I HAVENT SORRRY
yeah i havent tried..but im only 13 lolz
Yeah, i dont want to admit it, but i have... kind of embarassing. if u talk to him again, u shud tell him that u wanted to kiss the guy u liked and were practicing, and drop hints that it was him.
seriously, i never tried it. but i know what you mean about you wanting to kiss a guy. there's this super cute guy, and his locker is RIGHT next to mine, and i sit next to him in math(the only thing good about math).
When I practice kissing what I do is A. pillow B.poster
i did that when my boyfriend went to the bathroom cuzz i NEW this wuld be the night. so i did the same thing right wen i went in he runs in and starts laughing. but he thought it was cute, and i got my first kiss. guess i got kissed not dissed
yes i have praticed and when i finally got it down my bf broke up with me and i havent had one since and i forgot everything i learned =(
I've practiced kissing. Not with a mirror, with a pillow, or with my hand or arm lol. I put my head down and make out with my arm, that way it looks like im just tired. lol
oh yes. but not on a mirror, with my pillow
omg i feel so sorry for you
am gonna admit its true but i kiss all my nick jonas posters i let it out
r u a lesbo or something
omg!!!i know how that feels like!!(it feels like you wanna scream out of emberassment).OUCH!!
doesn't every1 practice..... haha. you dont wanna mess up i mean seriously!
ok i know this is dorky but i practise kissing my jonas brothers posters. -anonymous
ALRIGHT! WHO TOLD!? jk :)
i ve only did it once
yupp i sure do!
I do but on the back of my hand
Well, accordin 2 my dad I can't date til i'm 30 rogl XD So no, I don't practice, lol
to tell the truth i do it myself to, but not in the mirror...(stuffed animal)
okay, if you wanna practice. i suggest not doing it when you know that someone comes every single night why would you do that?
omg! I do that all the time! exept I imange its Nick Jonas I'm kissing instead
i dont practice cuz i dont care
i practice!!
i kiss the mirror
this slut in my skool french kissed and showed the vid in skool.
OMG!!!! ive done it too and i still havnt gotten my first kiss yet sooo.... :(
Omgeez girl, who doesn't practice, practice makes perfect, I just got my 1st kiss in July, you gotta start out small though girl, like kissing on the cheek...
well maybe once or 200 times!
well
NEVER DONE IT!!!
hahahahahaha thats too funny man but yea keep your blinds down next time and when you kiss you lok into their eyes an when you lips meet ou cose them gosh i thought everone knew that
well i took a kissing test and i got perfect puckerer so i dont really need to practice
I havent EVER done that
FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY YY HAHAHAHAH ITS KINDA BORING SO TTYL :)
thats is so hoalarios
doo da i bored
eh no but anonymous thats mean to say hahaha loser
YA! i have to say i have kissed myself in the miero befor! not only did i do that but i put lip stick on befor! so there was a lot of lip marks on my meir and my mom came in and saw all of them befor i could get the glass clearn
hahahaha loser
ive don it be4.butt not as bad as u! {no offense}u have to keep a note on yur mirror if u try it again...dont!:}
well, thats the thing about a kiss you keep your eyes open till your lips have touched
i kiss my posters of nick jonas tht way i dont look like an idiot when i kss my bf
i have only done it one time in my life....so OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!:-D
LOL, I kissed my Joe Jonas pillow before, but I would never kiss myself. That's like beinga homo; you're kissing a girl!! Practice on a poster or something with a 'guy' on it. You don't want to be called a homo for kissing yourself, and getting caught. LOL, that would be an even funnier story!!
LOL, I kissed my Joe Jonas pillow before, but I would never kiss myself. That's like beinga homo; you're kissing a girl!! Practice on a poster or something with a 'guy' on it. You don't want to be called a homo for kissing yourself, and getting caught. LOL, that would be an even funnier story!!
i've done it, so dont worry about it!!