1 year ago

He Caught Me Kissing Myself!

There's this really cute guy my age named Brian who lives next door to me.

Best part about it is that, sometimes, he knocks on my window at night (I'm on the first floor) and chats with me!

Well, I was finally trying to muster up the courage to kiss him. But, of course, I had to practice first.

I never understood how people could kiss with their eyes closed but still hit the lips.

So I drew a circle on my mirror, shut my eyes and practiced hitting the circle. Stupid, right?

Even dumber: I forgot to close the blinds!

While I was doing my weird mirror kissing thing, I heard some guys laughing at the window.

Yep, it was Brian — and he was with a bunch of his cute friends!

I must have looked like the biggest dork ever. Guess I can kiss a date with Brian goodbye!

But let's be honest: Am I the only one who's tried to practice kissing? C'mon, you guys can admit it! Anyone...?

 
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I PRACTICE ON MY POSTER OF NICK JONAS! :) i always enjoy it., ;) ahahha!

 
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omg were u high how can u be soooooo stupid to not shut the blinds........but i do it all teh time so dont feel bad just next time have common sense

 
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i sometimes do that in the bathroom when no one is lookin' to the mirror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! NOT JOKIN'

 
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hey funnyfrog3000 you lyer it only had 2 3s in al of those Es

 
 
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Why would you do that in the first place? I mean if you luv urself that much, atleast get a room!

 
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Soooo nerdy and embarassing!!!

 
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i did. :]

 
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who would do that...Like com'on i wont!

 
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suks 4 u

 
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wow! no can't say i do.

 
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I practice but I never practice w/ a mirror.

 
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i somtimes act like im kissing my mirror to practice for a date

 
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wow smooth haha =]]

 
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are you serious! ew! but i still think that that is nasty!sorry

 
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Kissin urself in the mirror is creepy!! if u wanna know if u r a good kisser get a cherry stem put it in ur mouth and make a knot

 
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bahaha! don't worry I made out with snow once... it was a dare though.

 
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ur not the only 1 so dnt feel bad i caught my crush james making out wit him self and when i asked him what he was doing he just said practicing while i was waithing 4 u how sweet!!!

 
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smooth

 
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ouch. that sucks. i wudve been like "oh u guys r just jealous of the mirror. u wish i was practicing on you dont u!" lol

 
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WHY?JUST KISS THE GUY! ARENT FIRST KISSES AKWARD ANY WAY!

 
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I don't kiss mirrors but I do kiss my posters of NIck JOnas

 
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YOU CAN FIND 3 3S IN MY E COMMENT

 
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the moral of this story is only kiss a boy with a PULSE

 
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omg. FUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNY

 
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I had a dream I was kissing nick jonas and when I woke up I was kissing my pillow LOL

 
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well one night i was dreaming about Nick Jonas (dont ask i was listening to Camp Rock)and i started kissing my hand because in my dreram he kissed me. haha. when i woke up i realized that i had slopper ALL over my hand. but when i kissed my crush the night after he said i was a good kisser. haha guess that dream worked after all. that Anonymous was me.

 
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well one night i was dreaming about Nick Jonas (dont ask i was listening to Camp Rock)and i started kissing my hand because in my dreram he kissed me. haha. when i woke up i realized that i had slopper ALL over my hand. but when i kissed my crush the night after he said i was a good kisser. haha guess that dream worked after all.

 
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HAHAHAHHAAHHAAH. thats hilarious.

 
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its k i kiss my mirror a lot but..i usually do it to wipe a little bit of lipstick off if i dont have a napkin...but..i still kiss my mirror a lot of ppl do it lmao

 
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eww u mirror kissed

 
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I have done it before and it was weird!My name is Isabelle Shick and I am a loser!!

 
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*just ask for

 
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i just 4 advice from my sister lol

 
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i did

 
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i do... on a poster of david cook... But u should have closed the blinds! psst.. i think u should still kiss him if he still talks to you!

 
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everyone practices kissing they just don't admit it

 
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me me me me me

 
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i've never practiced kissing... i always waited until the moment it happened. i did kiss the mirror once when i was little... but just to see what it felt like to kiss a mirror, haha. that would really suck though to have someone catch you doing that. much less your crush! i'm sorry, haha.

 
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ur not the only one!!!

 
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i would be so so so embarrassed but the next day i would tel brian that i bet that many girls do that and im not the only one. and tell him it was all for him

 
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AHAHAH!that stinks. lol i feel soo bad 4 u. and also, i agree, NickJayzWifey, u shouldn't b dating dat young. thats retarded.

 
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i would just be like i was practicing for you brian

 
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uhmm if you wanna practive next time use your teddy? And say I just love my teddy ^^ big deal! =D

 
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Wow, thats embarassing! n Nickjayzwifey, thats kinda stupid youre only ten

 
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lol that would stink

 
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haha wow....yeaaa...dats embarrassing...sux 4 you

 
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i never kissed n/e guy b-4 but who cares!!!!!!!!!

 
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Next time make sure to close your blinds.