1 year ago

He Caught Me Making Out With My Teddy Bear!

OK, this is just about the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.

My older brother has a friend named Jackson who is SOOOO cute! Every time he comes over, we flirt really heavily. And I was almost positive he was about to ask me out.

Well, I kinda wanted to practice kissing before that happened. So, a few months, I decided to give my stuffed animal Teddy a smooch, just to get the technique down.

Maybe I should have locked my door first!

Just as I was giving Teddy a really big kiss on his lips, my brother and Jackson (who had come over to visit) barged in on me, just to say "hi."

When Jackson saw what I was doing, he totally cracked up. And my bro wanted to get a camera so he could film me and post it on YouTube! (Yeah, like THAT was going to happen.)

Basically, if I had a shot with Jackson, I probably kissed it goodbye with my beary stupid move.

 
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omg that is sooo embaressing!!!!!!!!!! im soo sorry

 
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u don't have a door, anoymous?!?!?!?!?!? wow.......

 
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oo that SUXXXXXXX well now we learned a lesson... always lock ur door when a totally hot guy is over

 
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at least u have a door

 
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hahah thats funny but owell lol but heyy i thinks its funny that your name is miranda and you are 14 b/c my name is miranda and i am 14 hhaha

 
 
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ATLEAST U HAVE A LOCK ON UR DOOR

 
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I agree with sel_the_best_peace Don't worry about and to tell you the truth I was going to kiss my Joe Jonas poster "Goodbye" b4 I went to school and my mom caught me kissing it. Oh well it happened 3 times 1. My mom seeing my kissing Joe 2. My brother seeing me kiss Kevin 3. And the 2 of them seeing my kiss nick. So like yeah.

 
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umm...dont worry chica i do that to my joe jonas poster alot...i even give him good-night kisses!!!

 
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LOL!I have this HUGE poster of Joe Jonas that I practice on.Once,my Mom walked in on me wile I was making out with "Him"!

 
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I practice on my Joe Jonas poster, because I know someday, somewhere, sometime, we will kiss. Its normal! =] Dont feel like a creep.

 
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ya i do that... lol... but ive never had that happen!

 
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if she practiced on other guys then Jackson wouldnt like her because shes dating another guys!so i dont blame her,but its still funny hahaha

 
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youre stupid...no offense. but kiss a teddy bear?? why dont you practice on OTHER GUYS. ;-)

 
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omg stupid girl!

 
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wow hahaha

 
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ur that desperate to kiss a bear

 
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aww that sucks !

 
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that was stupid

 
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Yikes

 
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wow..never kiss bears..

 
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wow that sux!

 
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i do that all the time and my brother catches me. idc i just laugh

 
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You should've started laughing and told him you wanted to see his reaction.

 
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that sucks! I do that sometimes too but lucky me, I don't have a brother!.

 
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btw btw,, i cant Bleev u idiots! y would she practice on a person??? that would be stupid. her crush could see her kissing someone else and she would have no chance with the one guy she actually likes. i mean come on! its not that hard to figure out! besides wat was ur first kiss like? were u nervous? yea, u were! i think ive made my point. SHAME ON ANYONE WHO CALLS THIS GIRL A LOSER! OR A LOZER, OR ANYTHING ELSE THATS HURTFUL! IF U DO, U AND I R GONNA TALK.

 
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btw, wats imao???

 
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btw, wats imao???

 
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btw, wats imao???

 
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i walked in on my friend while she was having sex with her giant teddy bear. HOW DO YA THINK I FELT?!?!?!?

 
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lmao hahahaha

 
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SSSSSSOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYY

 
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thats terrible! ohmyGAWD! yeah, lock ur door!

 
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LOCK THAT DOOR!!

 
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i have 30 webkinz i've been collecting them for about a year and a halve

 
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so sorry

 
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man that sucks

 
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ahaha wow dont worry mama i beh down dhat dha whole tymee too lol sike nhaw unlike you ima very qood kisser &+ i dont have to be practicinq widf my stuff animals kus ! you shood juss use a reqular human beinq tip--> boys love wehn you practice kissinq dhem kuss dhei feel wunted [= haha yeah well you shood try dhat any tipss on boyss qhett at meh mama kuss im here [=

 
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wow i feel bad for u! ur bro should have ugly friends!

 
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WHY IS A WEBKIN THERE

 
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so?! you still have a chance with him! hes probobly done more embrassasing things, right? we all have our embarrassing moments! if hes still totally laughing at you, dont worry, hell get over it soon. just keep on flirting with him and things WILL get better! i promise!

 
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wow just rolling with the kiss would be better then just getting caught kissing a teddy bear that's embarssing

 
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lol. sad. but funny.

 
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Heii don't worrie I do dat with my teddy bear 2 for I can practice nd yea u should of locked ur door

 
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man u jack-sontin up! PUNNN!

 
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lol that is funny

 
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lol bummer he prob new it was 4 him lol

 
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Ok here's a little advice. Tell him that u like him. And then say I liked u so much ur just to cute to resist I want to kiss u and he will understand

 
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OMGGG POOR U!!! >_<

 
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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yeah im the alien guy guy the 11 year old but didnt log in i did mor french than u could ever imangen it's like a job when hot peeps get the friction it starts 2 get goin u no if u r that girl email me percynowell5@yahoo.com