1 year ago
He Caught Me Making Out With My Teddy Bear!
Submitted by Miranda (14), from Providence, RI
OK, this is just about the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.
My older brother has a friend named Jackson who is SOOOO cute! Every time he comes over, we flirt really heavily. And I was almost positive he was about to ask me out.
Well, I kinda wanted to practice kissing before that happened. So, a few months, I decided to give my stuffed animal Teddy a smooch, just to get the technique down.
Maybe I should have locked my door first!
Just as I was giving Teddy a really big kiss on his lips, my brother and Jackson (who had come over to visit) barged in on me, just to say "hi."
When Jackson saw what I was doing, he totally cracked up. And my bro wanted to get a camera so he could film me and post it on YouTube! (Yeah, like THAT was going to happen.)
Basically, if I had a shot with Jackson, I probably kissed it goodbye with my beary stupid move.
omg that sucks but there other GUYS IN THE WORLD
Dude i am ten and french kissed many MANY girls b4 so dont feel bad think of it as that person i mean like who really cares they r jerks then i guess
omqq that's so funny im from providence RI to lolz IM joebrofan08
y would u make out with ur teddy bear??? even if u needed practicew...that's just soo wrong!!!
ewww yuor like a hbb making out witt a bear? what a loser
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that sux
Hah I live in providence ri..dat probly sucked real bad..but it was ok cuz he laughed instead of getten grossed out
omg you live in providence? i live close by! :]
similar story..... I have i think the most embarssaing life ( check out my creepy gross stories ) well I found out this guy a year younger than me liked me but i liked a guy in my class... well i found out by over hearing him talking with his frieds that he liked me back...who to choose younger or my age??? well i decided to wait for the first move to be my guy!! I have this really hot nick jonas poster so i locked my and puckered up but not on the poster no...on my giant teddy bear the size of my 8 yr old sis. I started talking to nick in my head as if i was smoochin nick not the bear. well the phone rings and my mom answers,then hangs up. round 5 mins l8ter theres a knock on my door, so i quit the "practise" and open the door: there standing both the guys tsarin at my lip stick stained teddy bear! i was completely embbarassed!! younger guy never looked at me the same way but my age guy began flirting with me...so i think its obviouse who to chose... what do you think?
babe i may be only 11 but i kissed some girls u coulda called me and practiced on me not that stiff teddy bear
i have kissed a few girls in my life and im only 11 mabied if u called me we coulda used me as some GOOD practice
du dats weird but funny!
wow now thats embarrassing i feel bad for you! im sorry...you could just say that teddy bear is a better kisser then you will ever be
Omg thats stinks!!! I have a story but its not tht bad... so i was going out with this kid and we went to an ice cream parlor and a little kid stepped on my foot (it reallllly hurt) and i let go of my ice cream and it hit my bf:[ SO SAD:[
its pretty good, but you ruined it with the beary pun part.
that's funny and sweet . but don't fell embarrass about it, things happen for a reason . . and another thing ithink you should of practice kissing with a REAL PERSON not a TEDDYBEAR its just weird :) ihope evrything went well tehe <33
oooh thats stinks for you<3 3i feel so so so bad!!
thats so bad. You should just do that privatley
haha awwhs poor you ):
You don't need to be ashamade of that I did it once or twice
well your teddy bear was probally cuter than he was
Your teddy bears cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!I would be so embaressed if that happened 2 me I would die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How did u live?
DAVID ARCHULETA NO COMTEST!!!!
wowww. desperate much? if you really needded kissing practice...just practice on a guy. but your prbly too ugly to practice on a guy. so nvm. scratch that idea!
hey you guys give me your opinion:David Archuleta or david cook????!!!!
you maybe shouldn't kissed the teddy bear i have a boyfriend and i practiced kissing on his lips lol you should of done that too...
I like Miranda beary much. Get it? Beary?
ouch.
Wow Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... ...U should told them knock befor entering!!!
Crack a joke about it. "Oh, yeah, kissing bears in Sooooooo in now! Haven't you heard?" Everybody has their embarassing moments! I'll betcha Jackson has one that's even more embarassing than yours!
DUH
hahaha ok im sorry i feel really bad thats horrible but think about how funny that is. u should have just pretended u were sleeping or something.
OMG THAT WAS REALLY STUPID!!!WELL SINCE JACKSON WONT ASK U OUT I BET UR TADDY WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL :)
LOL THAT SUCKS SOO BAD BUT WHOO WOULD EVER DO THAT THATS REALLY GAY AND YOU PROB WOULDNT EVER HAVE A CHANCE WITH HIM EVER AGAIN LOL :(
omg, well i hope you weren't made fun of!! and also.. try not to do that again
are you kidding me?
omg i am from providence ri too lol
idiot
omg thats bad
dont feel bad Miranda i did that once too it was so embarasing what happened to me, my brothers 17 year old friend( i am 16) came over to play Halo with my brother, and i was getting prepared in case he ever asked me out on a date, so i went in my room, and i had a BIG stuffed bear( not that big) and i started kissing it, just then my crush came in just to say goodbye and he saw me kissing it, and then a few weeks later he came to spend the night, and he still remembered what i did, and then i cuddled up with him, we had a few laughs about it, and then our lips slowly met, and we kissed for 8 seconds. it turned out so great. Sign Courtney.
well murder them and you won't to have to worry about it but i agree with soccerbandgirl that WAS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eh, uh, oh, WHY? Just, just WHY? I mean, a teddy bear? That's just sad.
dont worry. Jackson will come around.
dont worry. Jackson will come around.
that is werid making out with a teddy bear
YOUU ARE A FREAK!!!! jkjkjkjk!!! but serouskly who would do that... you should have, instead of kissing your teady bear, waited till JACKSON came over and you guys started flirting and then just leaned in to kiss him...lol
No offense or anything but that was really stupid to do.