1 year ago

He Caught Me Making Out With My Teddy Bear!

OK, this is just about the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.

My older brother has a friend named Jackson who is SOOOO cute! Every time he comes over, we flirt really heavily. And I was almost positive he was about to ask me out.

Well, I kinda wanted to practice kissing before that happened. So, a few months, I decided to give my stuffed animal Teddy a smooch, just to get the technique down.

Maybe I should have locked my door first!

Just as I was giving Teddy a really big kiss on his lips, my brother and Jackson (who had come over to visit) barged in on me, just to say "hi."

When Jackson saw what I was doing, he totally cracked up. And my bro wanted to get a camera so he could film me and post it on YouTube! (Yeah, like THAT was going to happen.)

Basically, if I had a shot with Jackson, I probably kissed it goodbye with my beary stupid move.

 
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omg my bfs name is jason

 
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do you still talk 2 each other?! it wasn't that bad. i still think you have a chance

 
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omg thats terrible! oh well flirt with him still and he'll probably get over it!

 
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I think you'll still have a chance, it's not that bad. =)

 
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awhhh dude hahah i mean its funny but i feel bad for ya do u guys still talk??

 
 
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Haha yeah my crush walked in on me but naked, but he just got naked and we started fucking REALLY hard. YUMMY :D

 
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wow thats wow! same here almost!

 
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that sux! One time I practiced makeing-out in the mirror!!! I do stupid things 2! We ALL do!

 
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THAT sux, one time I practiced kissing, mirror!!! I do stupid things too :) I'm sure we ALL do!

 
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gghf

 
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that's horrible.

 
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we are going out sorry

 
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oh im going out with him sorry

 
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Hello, Miranda! I have your same teddy bear!

 
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my crushes name is jackson!coolio lol

 
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omg y didnt u throw it down...they wo never hav known

 
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THAT WAS FUNNY BUT NEXT TIME DONT FORGET TO ( LOCK ) YOUR DOOR. celeste lkd

 
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how old is he exactly compared to how old u r....has he ahd his fiest kiss b4 if not u can try to explain tht u wanted it to be just perfect for him

 
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i feel so bad for you i mean well you could at lwast talk to him and tell him the truth bout whats you was doing lol i would have died if that happen to me good thing i dont have a brother so that would happen well still so sorry that happened

 
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If he likes you enough he would still ask you.!

 
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if he really likes you then thats not gonna change anything

 
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i do that all the time just not for the same reson only the person who walks in on me is my boiifriend and my bestfriend and he has met all of my stuffed animals already so i think he understands how atractive they are

 
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OMG! my crush`s name is Jackson too!

 
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its tottly okay why not that was your chance to practice and it probly mean when he was laghing he liked you and wants to ask you at out and just dosent know how to you should just tak it easy and forget about and live your life a nother guy will come to get you out this crazy stuff lol! lol! lol! lol!lol!lol!!!

 
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whoa who would kiss there bear?!?!?!xD!whoa!rotfl!l ol!

 
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so nastey.

 
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s nastey.

 
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OMG That Is KILLER!

 
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awww...im sorry thats sounds soo embarrassing...u SHOULD HAVE LOCKED UR DOOR...then uprobly could have a chance with him...

 
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awww...im sorry thats sounds soo embarrassing...u SHOULD HAVE LOCKED UR DOOR...then uprobly could have a chance with him...

 
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Omg how embarrassing

 
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U SHOULD OF LOCKED UR DOOR!!!!!!! and no offence but thats kinda weird and AWKWARD

 
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i agree with anonymous at least u have a lock on your door. if i need privacy i need to barricade the freaken door.

 
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ouch..

 
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just dont do anything on a higher level s with the bear

 
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at least u HAV a lock on ur door...

 
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if the guy is nice then he'll probably just make a joke out of it, but not the kind of joke that he tells to all of his friends, but like the kind of joke between you him and your brother, and you barely bring it up at all, and years later, you'll all laugh about it.

 
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that is readlly bad heres a littel advice LOCK THE DOOR NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!i always lock my door

 
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OMG!!! that is so funny! i kind-of feel bad for her!

 
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OMG!!! that is so funny! i kind-of feel bad for her!

 
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OMG!!! that is so funny! i kind-of feel bad for her!

 
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OMG!!! that is so funny! i kind-of feel bad for her!

 
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well come to think of it i have kised my teddy bear with getting caught a lot of time and dont worry it happens

 
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word of advice... DONT KISS UR TEDDY BEARS EVER AGAIN!!!!

 
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ive done that before but it was with a stuffed moose and my lil bro broke in to my room !!!!!

 
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aww i love teddy bears

 
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lol that's funny. but beary stuipid move? that frase is kinda cheesy

 
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omg.....

 
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I feel really bad for you. I wouldn't do that ever again if I were you. I think you definitely kissed that relationship good bye!=(

 
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OMG THAT WAS SO STUPED I CAN NOT BELIVE YOU DID THAT .AND DID THAT ON YOUR BEAR.