1 year ago

He Caught Me Making Out With My Teddy Bear!

OK, this is just about the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.

My older brother has a friend named Jackson who is SOOOO cute! Every time he comes over, we flirt really heavily. And I was almost positive he was about to ask me out.

Well, I kinda wanted to practice kissing before that happened. So, a few months, I decided to give my stuffed animal Teddy a smooch, just to get the technique down.

Maybe I should have locked my door first!

Just as I was giving Teddy a really big kiss on his lips, my brother and Jackson (who had come over to visit) barged in on me, just to say "hi."

When Jackson saw what I was doing, he totally cracked up. And my bro wanted to get a camera so he could film me and post it on YouTube! (Yeah, like THAT was going to happen.)

Basically, if I had a shot with Jackson, I probably kissed it goodbye with my beary stupid move.

 
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wow! you should try to tell him what you were doing and see what happens... gud luck!!!

 
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OMG!Well almost everyone does that he probably does that too!

 
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OMG!Well almost everyone does that he probably does that too!

 
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Lol funny!

 
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ive done that b4 but i didnt get caught ;D

 
 
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oh my gosh! that must have been so embarrassing

 
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hey! dont feel bad! i've actually done that b4 lol! i totally think he'll still like you though! just tel him y u were doing that! mayb he'll say sumthin romantic and kiss u right then and ther!

 
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WOW

 
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I FEEL SO SORRY 4 U

 
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Next time think first and close the door!

 
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my lips are seeled jajajajajajajaja

 
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WERE YOU MAKING OUT WITH A TEDDY BEAR

 
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Wow, i feel bad 4 u!!

 
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now i pee in my backyard for practce at night

 
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OMG guys wanna hear something really embrassing? okay i'm gonna tell you anyways! okay so it was my family and my crushes family that were camping in the woods one night. I had to go pee and there were no port-a-pottys.so I was planing to go behind a tree.But before i could go i had to take my little brother to go pee. He wouldn't go because he ws scared so i told him to go back to our family. He was scared of going back too.I told him to look the other way while i went pee.I was just beginning while my brother looked at me and threw me off balance! I had ended up peeing on my brand new white jeans! To make matters worse I saw my crush on the way back.I just told him," good luck wait u won't need it because you have a p....!" Everyone saw me and were laughing.plz comment this.BTW do you think it is unfair how guys get to pee so easy?

 
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gross why would u do that

 
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well that sucks ballz dude

 
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wow that stinks you should not have practice on a teddy bear and if you did why did you not lock the door

 
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well...its reallly weird but u should tell him it was all a dare

 
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wow..... that was very stupid of her not to remember to lock the door. that sucks better luck next time and REMEMBER to LOCK the door next time u want to kiss ur teddy bear....:)

 
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u should from now and on when you plan on doing something like that!!!!!!

 
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thats kind of wierd......freaky 2!!!!

 
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wow.............that really sucks

 
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you should of made sure your door was locked girl

 
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OUCH! that suxxx!!!

 
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U SHOULD LOCK UR ROOM AND NEVER MAKE OUT WIT A TEDDY BEAR

 
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that is so not cool

 
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i feel so bad fer u!!!

 
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the hannah montana thing is tottally LAME! WELL HEY THEY HAD TO SHIP ALLL THOSE FAKE GLASSES EVERYWERE THE IS A WALMART IN THE US! SOOOOOOOO FRIGGIN' LAME! DON'T USE.

 
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im watchin the Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus Best of Both World's premiere and the 3-D part stinks with a capital... SUCK!!!!! but the music is good so it cool.

 
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lol that must have sucked butt but i know how u feel one time i got caught kissing the hottest guy in my class and my crush

 
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wow that was really rtarded. why didn't you lock your door? that's wat i would've done!!!

 
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wowwwwwwwwwww that is so embarassing i feel bad 4 u!!

 
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yo i feel so bad for you...i would like lie to him why you did it...but if it was me....i would run away from all my problems like i always do!

 
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omg i feel so so bad for you i would make something up on why you were kiss your your bear good luck

 
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OMG you guys now how when your friend has a little brother right? Ok so all of this happend on a saturday i went to my friend natalias house and she was going to have a pool party. Well when i asked if i can go in her room and change into my bathing suit. She said yeah sure. And her brothers room was right next door to her room so he was on his computer and when, he saw me go into natalias room with my bathing suit, i guess he new what i was going to do. But what i didnt know was that there was a hole in there walls. So as i took my shirt of i heard a (WOW SHES HOT) then i looked around, but nothing was there so when i left her room he opened his bedroom door. But its not over yet. When i got changed into my pajamas of coures i was wearing a pink panther tanktop and sorts. I was going to sleep over and we were going to pull a prank on natalias little brother we put syrup on his pillow when he was sleeping. But as we were leaving his room i saw a hole in the wall in the same spot were there was a hole in natalias room. So now i change in the bathroom. =-)

 
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yeah been there done tht

 
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OMG THAT IS EMBARASSING BUT DONT WORRY IT OK

 
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Been there done that!

 
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I feel really bad for you! But it is funny

 
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HAHAHA....dats funny...y would people even pratice kissin on a stuff animal..werid much

 
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That was very funny!

 
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omg lol

 
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ya he probly nose it was 4 him

 
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wow! But think on the bright side of that at least he didnt post it on youtube and also its not like your the first person to do it!!

 
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its alright he probably knew it was for him

 
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oh that sucks

 
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first comment!

 
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POOR YOU!