8 months ago
He Heard My Family Farting!
Submitted by Sandy (15), from Portland, OR
Every Friday night, my mom makes enchiladas for dinner. They're really good, but tough on the stomach!I decided to skip them this week because a cute guy from school named Seth was coming over to watch a movie. So while the rest of the family chowed down, I got ready for my hang out sesh.
Seth showed up later, and we went to the living room to begin watching a movie. Things were going really well - it even seemed like we were going to kiss! Good thing I didn't have an enchilada.
But the rest of my family had eaten them, and my mom must have put some extra beans in there, because all of a sudden, every bathroom in my house was filled with people pooping.
My dad barged into the living room bathroom, and really let loose. It was so loud and smelly. Gross!
Seth was polite. He stayed until the end of the movie, but left quickly after that.
Second date? Not a stinkin' chance.
lol
If my crush's dad farted in front of me I would be a little wierded out but I would still like my crush, it wouldn't be his fault.
that is soooooooo crazy
ya i farted on my date before and alomost pooped so it stunk and wen i get scared or nervous i pee and i was scared he be like grossed out so i peed!
That was gross. Go to his house next time.
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that is sooo gross
go 2 his house next time
hey
dang! heres a tip NEVER let your date go to ur house.
well at least he was nice about it
well at least he was nice about it
SORRY!!!I feel BAD 4 u!
tht sucks next time tell them 2 skip it due to a date n tht was nice tht he stuck around.
aww im SO sorry:(
ome tht is sooo gross!! and funny!!!! lol
oh my Edward im sorry, just explain to him the enchaladas and crack a joke like 'maybe you should come over and have them next week with us. i promise the date wont stink!'
my dad always farts in front of my crushes but when my older bro gets a GF nooooo he farted and was like quick go get the air freshiner befor spencer and his new GF gets here!!!!!so annoying!
lol hah that sux have you guys seen the freindart.net website? it is one of the best wesites i have ever seen.
i would go on srick to band thows enchlatas
ouch tht sux i would be so pissed at my fam if i were u but next time tell ur mom to not make anything gassy!!!!!!
i feel so bad 4 u ur mom should have known better! maybe next time u hav a guy come over on a friday u should ask ur mom to make something a little less gassy
omg i feel so bad!!! well at least u ALMOST got to kiss?!?!?!?
omg i feel so bad!!! well at least u ALMOST got to kiss?!?!?!?
3WW!!!!
lol no affence and that sucks
ok that is like really gross.... but i feel really sorry for you. i would have been realyl embarressed.
ewwww ur family is reaaly sick!!!
ew ur family is gross!! and i agree with twilight. that guy in the pic is soo ugly!!
twilight no hes not! and anyway srry maybe yuop should try explaining waht happened. Guys understand that kinda stuff.
thats not nice twilight!
that guy in the photo is U-G-L-Y!
feel bad 4 u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it should be embarrassing for your dad cuz they herd him
SRY 4 U!
eew. loser.
At least he didn't run out on u!
wow.........need i say more!?!?
well... at least he was polite (:
SETH! like in twilight!
that is funny the boy name is seth like in twilight saga but i feel bad for her but if he couldnt take that then he isnt worth your time
hshd
ewwwwwwwww dat stinks
Wow... ^.^ i have no comment...
ew! i would be so embarressed!
Living room bathroom?
wow...that's nastyyyy
if he really liked u he would of asked u on a second date...but at his house. and just laughed bout it