2 years ago
He Knew the Details of My Dump
Submitted by Rachel (16), from Knoxville, TN
My sister Lexie is only three, so she loves repeating lines she thinks are funny, even if she doesn't know what they mean. Well, one time, I was waiting for this cute guy Jeremy to come over and pick me up for a date.
The only thing was that right before he showed up, I had to take a huge poop.
When the doorbell rang, I yelled out to Lexie, "Can you answer it, I've got a turtle head going on." Anyway, Lexie goes and answers the door. With Jeremy standing right there, she announces, "Rachel has a turtle head up her butt. She'll be right with you." TMI, Lexie!
When I finally got out, Jeremy was cracking up and I tried to laugh it off with the line, "Don't worry, the turtle left and swam away."
hahahah that is the most polite little girl i have ever heard
kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x
awww... poor girl...
good job of laughing it off! sadly, thats what u get with a 3 year old. my mom baby sat a 2 year old one time and i was talking about my crush to my bff and the little girl heard and started saying his name all day! thk god my mom didnt hear!
lol thats crazy never let a little kid open the door
lol thats crazy never let a little kid open the door
yea i feel srry for the little guy lololololol
phew thank goodness the turtle is okey LOL
at least u tried 2 make a joke about it
o m e th grl who submitted dis is frum where i live! look!
thats funny was the date still ok?
omg i feel soooooooo bad 4 u. i have 2 brothers so if that happened to me OMG and my brothers are 9 so it would have been a little differant
omg
Wow so funny.................... .NOT. "The turtle left and swam away" any guy would be scared. NOT LAUGH THEY WOULD BE SACRED
Okay ...... Great answer . Any guy would have been more weirded out because of what u said .
Moron.
ooo bad punch line
ROTFLMAO!!!:)
ROFLMAO THATS FUNNY (sarcasm: its not funny wutsoever)
Im sorry but that is LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HA HA SO FUNNY I FORGOT 2 LAUGH
Rofl:D ;D(teardrop cuz thats funny)
lol
NEVER say stuff like that 2 ur little sis
to much info stupid!
to much info stupid!
whats TMI ?
I feel so bad for u but we all have to go through it.
Cute. :D ``--------- Smooth. xD
eew thats TMI
Dont worry. My 3 year old sister is named Olivia and she does the exact same thing. I know how u feel.
if you already knew she did that why did you say that you are not the sharpest tool in the shed
HAHA how cute loll
I have never heard of a turtle head before. That is kinda gross....
too much informationn.
what dose TMI mean
The photo is cute!
I live in Knoxville 2! but wow. thats terrible. im sorry. my brother has done somthing similar to me... so dont feel bad
lol u should've told him lexie is a crazy psycho i know that sounds mean but i'm not trying 2 b mean
haha...that line sucks
shud of Known beter!!!
LOL, smooth :D
that last line probably made things worse... next time just dont say anything