1 year ago
He Smelled My Stinky Dump!
Submitted by Tanya (15), from Plainfield, IL
A few weeks ago, my crush Luke (the cutest guy ever!) took me out to a Mexican restaurant for dinner.
Everything was going great...until the refried bean and cheese burrito I ate started REALLY causing trouble.
All of a sudden, my stomach started gargling and making those noises you hear before you either let out a huge fart or have to run to the bathroom.
I tried to tough it out, but it got so bad that I actually had to get up in the middle of our conversation and run to the bathroom, which was unisex (both guys and girls use it).
Luke probably wondered what was up, because I was in there for like 15 minutes. And it got SOOO smelly!
To make things worse, the toilet wouldn't flush! But what could I do? I wasn't about to call a plumber.
When I got back to the table, Luke said he had to go freshen up, too. Uh oh!
Before I could stop him, he had already taken off...right for the same bathroom I had just used. So he saw (and smelled) my nasty Number Two!
Guess any chance I had for a second date was flushed right down the toilet.
Well... what if he didn't know it was you
Awww wat- a- shame. Jush shows uu how bos dnt know anything wen it cumes to using the toilet u havent jussh done a HUGE crap.
everyone does it....
aww ..
That was a BIG mistake.
rofl
Umm...I feel bad for you like crazy but umm...i have no idea but next time no mexican or whatever that makes people take a crap
srry..
there wasnt a plunger? thats a first. when he came out did he looked grossed out was the date over after that
wow, how stupid
girl i feel really bad for u but you did n ot deserve that because that's just human.
ewww!
Nasty.Okay imawesomeandcool,ho**ny much? And Princess57,wth ur a lez.R u just finding this out.And why did u post that. R u rlly tho? Unisex bathrooms in a restaurant is a bad idea,there could be PERVS!!!
jilli123 STOP PUTTIN RANDOM STUFF IN WE DONT SPEAK RANDOMESE!
i would have walked out and b4 he left, said like " omg that bathroom stinks!" that way he wouldnt have thought it was u
Yes anonymous, a unisex bathroom is basically like the one at your house. There are no stalls and it is a single bathroom. you need to lock the door and it looks like the one in your house, only double that size.
that sucks
imawesomeandcool-ur crazy!!-vfc#1fan
lets talk about sex
OH MY GOD THAT IS VERY EMBARRASING
uni-sex bathroom? Is that legal?
hehehe...I do agree, how did he know it was yours?
OME princess57!!
and i had a cheeseburger and put it in the microwave-BAD IDEA! i was up all night puking!
how did he know it was your poo?
POOR YOU!
I'm a lebsan. I <3 boobs!
What was the gooey stuff? Carrots?
o im super sorry for u that is life i guess
unisex? why would they have unisex bathrooms? thats retarded .
oh puh-leeze how does he know it was you? hmmm? maybe he thought someone else did it? hnmmmmmmmmm? u eva think about dat? hmmmmmmmmmm? TEAM JACOB!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!
PLEASE DONT READ THIS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE .HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READING DIS DONT STOP THIS SO SCARY XSEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS .THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
OMG EVERYONE KNOWS WAT UNISEX IS!!!
i agree with the person after I-love -Edward
Ewww!!! Poor u!
lol u should have wiped and ran out and said... eeewww luke look wat someone did! lol
If you could flush it =D
how could he know it was u? it could have been anyone!!
no, theres just 1 toilet and a sink, so when u go in u lock the door. its like a 1 stall bathroom tht only 1 person can go in at a time
it ALMOST happens to everyone
theres such thing as a unisex b-room?u could probably make out in there if u wanted to for like 5 seconds!!!!
wow i din't know their was a such thing as a unisex bathroom, but they seriously shouldn't have one
howd he know you used that same one he wasnt in there with u wasnt he or you could b the only one in there anyways i fell so freakin bas 4 u
i feel so bad for you
wait... how would he know it was you if he came back all like ew-ed out i would be like ew did you see the whole family someone left in the pool... nasty right and covered it up and stuff
is it free to sing up?
oo that sucks! ive never done that, but something even more embarrsing!!!! but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! lmfao!!!!
omfg i feel for u but u should have said it was like that when u went in thats so totally gross imao
ewwwww....yuck!!!but wrse thingz culd hve happened....u culd hve tld him it was lyk tht before u went in....or sumthin lyk tht....
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!