1 year ago

He Smelled My Sweaty Pit!

This year, I made the school's track team — even better, my crush Everett is on the team, too!

Last week, I ran my butt off during an away meet, and actually got a ribbon, which was totally exciting.

But it was hard to be too happy, because when I sniffed myself, I smelled like total BO and forgot my deodorant at home!

As I got on the bus to head back, I tried to avoid my crush, but it was no use — Everett spotted me right away and sat next to me.

When he saw my ribbon, he went in for a hug...but got a big whiff of my stinky body instead and moved away.

"Congrats," he said, weakly (I could tell he was trying not to breathe through his nose).

Just then, the coach came up to me, patted me on the back for my win and said, "Isn't the smell of victory great?"

Sorry, coach. It's the pits!

 

 
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Oh my gosh... The thing about "The Ring" is so annoying...!

 
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aww i feel so bad for her!!! i would feel so embarassed!!!

 
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see i say can i huq you later ? im kinda sweatyy

 
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weeks ago sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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wow that would totally suck sorry =(

 
 
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omg that suz for u but i ve allways gotten hugs from my crush

 
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lol. the smell of victory isn't always that great :)

 
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woo-oow!!!!!

 
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that's GRODY to the maxx.

 
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omg i wish i would get a hug from my crush!

 
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Ive done that before but it was at dance and I didnt really smell I was just really sweaty.

 
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Ive done that before but it was at dance and I didnt really smell I was just really sweaty.

 
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Ive done that before but it was at dance and I didnt really smell I was just really sweaty.

 
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ALL OF THE PEOPLE SAYING "HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR DEODORANT?" NEED TO BACK OFF! WE ALL FORGET SOME THINGS SOMETIMES...MAYBE SHE WAS RUSHING!! THINK FOR A CHANGE!!!

 
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ALL OF THE PEOPLE SAYING "HOW COULD YOU FORGET YOUR DEODORANT?" NEED TO BACK OFF! WE ALL FORGET SOME THINGS SOMETIMES...MAYBE SHE WAS RUSHING!! THINK FOR A CHANGE!!!

 
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poor you, how could u forget your deodorant??!!

 
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aww poor yuu!!!! hahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha

 
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U BLEW IT....LOLZ A HUG FROM A CRUSH U DON'T GET THAT A LOT

 
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lOlz pOOr yhU

 
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Ummmmm... How do u 4get ur deodorant

 
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THAT RELLY RELLY STINKS

 
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Awww, I did that once. Sorry :(

 
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thats y i cheer and dont run!!

 
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srry make sure u never 4get ur deoderant again

 
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ahaha wow I guess you will never forget your deoderent AGAIN!

 
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AWW I SORWWY!:[

 
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omg thats not that abd... ur a total spaz

 
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lol ssooooooo lol worthy

 
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oh my god i feel so bad for you!!

 
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lol so sorry

 
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haha

 
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O.o thats sad I like this one dude and hes in my class and the good part is one of bffs is his sister :) nuthing bads happend...soo far

 
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I am sorry

 
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omg, thats terrible!!!!!! but funny, lol

 
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you should've put a sweatshirt on over your track uniform for the bus ride home

 
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hahaha thts funny

 
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eww yeahh always warn them..

 
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ahaha sorry for dat happenign to u but congrats on the win

 
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you should have warned him... DUH!!!

 
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eww u little durt bag ..... stilll its fuine ull get over it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

 
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its fine

 
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good job...step up and be a man

 
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Omg that is so imbarresing....kewl nice story

 
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wateva sweat is nature

 
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Hahahaha now that's funny!

 
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Yo

 
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well how were u sposed to no u were gonna sweat like dat?? i mean i see boys sweat all the time its no biggie why should it be one when girls sweat??

 
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ROFL XD Its all good happend to me too

 
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that is exactly why i always keep a stick of deoderant in meh purse.

 
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Thats too bad I hope things still work out betwwen yuo guys Always remenber your deo!

 
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