2 years ago
He Swallowed My Fake Nail
Submitted by Justine (16), from Raleigh, NC
In preparation for a big date with my longtime crush Darren, I went to the salon and had some long acrylic nails painted up for me. What can I say: I'm a diva when it comes to my cuticles.
Anyway, things went great with Darren. By the end of the date, I could tell he was really into me, and we started making out in his car. Things got pretty passionate, and he started licking my fingers.
Just then, I saw his face turn white. Apparently, one of my fake nails had come loose and Darren had swallowed it!
He was completely grossed out by the unwelcome snack, bringing our smooching session to an abrupt halt. So not finger lickin' good!
eww your fingers GGRROOSSSS
eww!!!! he was LICKNg your fingers!!!!! and u let him that disgusting!! how is that passionate???
LOL! That's soo not romantic he was liking your fingers!?!
he was still hungrey lol hahahah
WHO LICKS FINGERS NY WAY??????????????
LOL! That's soo not romantic he was liking your fingers??
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Why would he lick your fingers?
why was he licking ur fingers? thats stupid. i dont belive that story at all! only an idiotwould do that and only an idiot would expect people to believe that.
why in the world would he like ur fingers
he licked ur fingers? thats weird....
id go with the one below me...
Licking ur fingers? Umm...WEIRD!! No, VERY WEIRD!!! I dont call that romantic.
that NASTY
uh...He licked ur fingers... O_o thats not weird at all...
lickin ur fingers
wat the heck was on ur fingers? plus those nails r 2 hard to swallow or just come off by licking!
LICK UR FINGERS!!!!!!!?????? ARE U CRAZY!!! U SHOULD STOP HIM FROM LICKING UR FINGERS!!! UR CRAZY GIRL.... NO ACUALLY DARRENS CRAZY!! HES SICK!!
yummmmm notin like 1 nice crispy fake nail while YOURE MAKING OUT!
why was he licking ur fingers? thats stupid. i dont belive that story at all! only an idiotwould do that and only an idiot would expect people to believe that!!!
Ummm ... Excuse me but why was he licking ur finger that is sooooooh fRiCkEn GROSSS!!!!!!!!!!
thats why my nails are real cause they grow great naturally
The nails in the pic look so weird. Why the hell was he licking ur fingers.I know ur 16 or 17 now wtv but that's nasty.Unless there's somthing on it,keep him his lips on urs. That's gross,I would hurl.I don't get the finger thing,that guy is so messed up.
why exactly is he licking ur fingers? is he a dog? or did u have some chocolate on ur finger that he wanted to lick off?
eww
ewww the nail and the licking what is he a dog or did u make it up
Well is he part dog?? Because only my dog Popcorn licks fingers! Unless ofcourse you guys just ate KFC, as I understand it's finger licking good!
??ftw much??
y the heck was he lickin ur fingers?!?!? and the finger nails in the picture are weird and ugly!!
that's weird y would he lick ur fingers that's gross ewwwww he's dumb
why in the world would he lick ur fingerss, ew he's weird. dont feel bad, he's the weird one lickin fingers:P
why in the world would he lick ur fingerss, ew he's weird. dont feel bad, he's the weird one lickin fingers:P
why in the world would he lick ur fingerss, ew he's weird. dont feel bad, he's the weird one lickin fingers:P
he licked your finger, ewwwwwww
Why would he lick..your fingers??? So gross!-vfc#1fan
That is disgusting. Not the nail part. Just the fact that you are 16 and some guy was about to fu** you.
why would he lick your fingers in the first place??????!!!!!!!!!!!
why would he lick your fingers???? he is a weirdo!!!! if i met him i would punch him repeatedly in the face
just a tip about fake nails. If you are wearing them to stop biting your nails and your teacher tells you off for wearing really long fake nails then put the toenail ones on your fingers. they look lots more real and you can actually do things with them
why would he lick your fingers that is just scuzzy and the nails on the fingers in the pictures are totally ugly. i would never wear them.
why would he lick your fingers that is just scuzzy and the nails on the fingers in the pictures are totally ugly. i would never wear them.
ewwwwwwwwwww why would he lick ur fingers that is just gross i wanna meet this guy and kick him lol
ewwww!!!!!! u guys r gross
wow.... one time my BF did the same...I mean lick fingers... I was grossed out and gave him a slap in the face...it looks disguisting guys...really....
how wuz he grossed out he is the 1 who wuz licking fingers wen he shoulda licked somethin eelse lol
he soulda b licking somewhere else lol yummm
omg... totally lucky u even have a bf... shoulda been on sux 4 u
did he choke? did he have 2 go 2 the hospitle?
omg
lol