2 years ago

His Dog Was All Over Me

I was at the beach with my new boyfriend and his dog one sunny day. After we ate lunch, we stretched out on blankets in the sun.

While I was lying down, catching some rays, my boyfriend’s dog came up to me and started licking my boobs!

I guess I had dropped a piece of turkey from my sandwich on them and didn’t notice. My bf looked over and noticed his dog all over me — and was totally weirded out. He told all of his friends the next day, and they joked that his dog got further than he did.

Thanks a lot, Fido!

 
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hes not worth it :/

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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woof woof:)

 
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dog got more than him woah so sorry

 
 
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rotflmfao!!!

 
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thats super awkward

 
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thats awkward i wouldnt want to be in ur position.

 
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its his dogs fault so why did he laugh

 
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OMG... thats horrible his dog got more than he did

 
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i feel bad for the boy cause the dog got more action LOL

 
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LMFAO!! THAT WAS FUNNY but not really embarrising LOL!!

 
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That is not REALLY embarrassing it is more embarrising for the dog!LOL

 
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wow you must be flattered!

 
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thats not TOO embarrasing though. i dont know what its like to be embarrassed. i never have been ima freak.

 
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lmao!

 
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haha thats funny, just get over it, at least he as a sense of humor!

 
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so!!! your still dating arent you? who cares??!!?!

 
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what a jerk!! He should have never have told his friends. . . .but at least it was his dog and not some random strangers

 
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read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

 
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Ohhhhh!Doggy did you!

 
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Ohhhhh!Doggy did you!

 
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at least it was not your dog! And I live in NY to.

 
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eeeeewwww nasty and ur bf is a perv!!!!!

 
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thats real nasty

 
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omg. that is totaly wrong!! he should have been at least a little embarassed!!

 
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anonymous u r telling us this because?....

 
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That sux and is kinda gross. >(

 
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lolz that sucks

 
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ooh.. im sorry that happened, but what i dont get is if u had a bra,excuse me i mean bikini top on.

 
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that ALMOST happened to me.... just not in the same place....

 
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OMG i feel so bad for you

 
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the same thing happened to me. this boy in my class brought his dog after school and it started licking my mouth!

 
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EWWWWWWWW!! ur boyfriend is a total JERK!! he should not have told all his friends that was so NOT nice of him if i was you i would have been mad at him

 
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ummmm...........ewww mileyisthebest that is so gross!!!!!!

 
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I would be SO freaked out!! I like dogs and all, but when they are those type that lick you like ALL THE TIME, then that would be where I get freaked out...the right dog should give you the right amount of love, but also should have its fighting side, too. :)

 
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thats not bad, the dog just ate the food. who cares.

 
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hey, my name is lilly, that is soooo hot!!! my dog humps me alot and i love it!!! i do it back sometimes. it is sooo hot i love dogs

 
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that is more weird than cute. My piano teachers dog started humping my leg it was gross, EEWWWW it would b more embarrssing 4 the boy than u!

 
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my dog sleeps on my bed-he's a little chuwawa-and so one nite it was like super hot so i slept in just my underwere and so i wake up and noticed i was covered in dog slobber and i see my dog, daisey, humping me, it was so cute!!

 
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my dog sleeps on my bed-he's a little chuwawa-and so one nite it was like super hot so i slept in just my underwere and so i wake up and noticed i was covered in dog slobber and i see my dog, daisey, humping me, it was so cute!!

 
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ewww. that's sorta gross... no... it is gross! UGH! i feel super sorry for you

 
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sorry

 
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LMFAO! That sucks, but it's not that embaressing.. loll.

 
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lollll thts hilarious!!!!

 
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ha! ha!

 
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seems like that would b more embarrassing for him than for u

 
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oh my BOTH my dogs knocked my over 1ce and they just layed across me for 1 1/2 hours!! it hurt afterwards.

 
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I wish my crush would do that to me

 
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same thing happened to me ! but my best friend seb jokes alot and said ... sooooo whens it my turn ? XD

 
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