5 months ago

His Jealous Girlfriend Shoved Me Into The Garbage!

I've had a major crush on this guy named Lucas at school, who I was pretty sure was still single.
 
I'd always been afraid to ask him out, but with the summer coming up, I knew that if I didn’t, I wouldn't see him until September!

So on the last day of school, I worked up the courage to finally go ask him out!
 
I marched right up to him, and finally asked... and was horrified when his girlfriend turned around and yelled at me!
 
I had no idea he even had a gf, but she totally accused me of trying to steal him! Then she got all physical and started shoving me. One push was so hard, it sent me flying into the garbage can near the cafeteria.

Great, not only did I smell, but now everyone thinks I'm total trash.

FOR MORE TALES OF SUCKITUDE, GO TO SUX 4 ME!
 
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I agree with bubblybeauty.

 
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The gf is retarted

 
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OMG!this is a true thing that happens!it's not a chain letter!it's kind of scary at first but it really works!!paste this comment into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and you crushes name will appear on the screen!!it's so weird.

 
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u just let her push u into the garbage? i woulda did jackie chan or muhammad ali on her

 
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i dont think its possible to push someone one time and it would get them in a garbage can no where near you

 
 
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LOL i agree with Gabbymeister96 cuz thats probaly wat i would have done to but im not white so i'd go mexican style on her?i guess:)lol:D

 
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I would have gone all white crazy girl all over her, man!! And I would have gone karate girl on her too!!! :0)

 
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wow i would have punched her in the face and rip all her hair out

 
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that bishhh

 
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I agree with "Twilight_Fanatic_1".

 
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wow the girl needs to chill!!!! did the guy tell her to clam down or to say that u didnt know he was dating??? thats just harsh!!!!

 
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tht is awful!!!

 
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wow his gf must have problemsand did the bf do anything not even help u ??

 
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um anger management probs? lol

 
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that is really weird. But I feel bad.

 
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wow what a jerk (the gf, not Jayne)

 
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Very GOOD Hahahaha

 
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wow... btw there are too many polls about purity rings on this site. just saying. P.s. I didn't even know any celebrities wore them. once again-just saying

 
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omgs thats so sad did her boyfriend do anything about that hahhahahh everyone feels so for u now hhaha

 
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jelous much??? >=)

 
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hahaaahaaaa omg i feel bad 4 u

 
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well i'm sorry that happened to you,that stinks, he should have told you that he had a girlfriend.

 
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woah. bee-otch alert! :P

 
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Whoa, you should ask that bee-otch if she s took her mental pills that day.

 
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ome that was rude

 
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thats not a good GF! ome,

 
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that is sooooo bad taylorlover

 
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wow thats sucks and thats a good idea wat this girl whose dating my crush would do to me cuz she is lke really tuff but so am i so ill fitew till the death till i win him!!!!!

 
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wow thats sucks and thats a good idea wat this girl whose dating my crush would do to me cuz she is lke really tuff but so am i so ill fitew till the death till i win him!!!!!

 
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WOW she has serious problems and she needs too sign up for anger managment classes lol

 
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wow thats weird but i would haved fought her

 
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dude, that's SOOOO uncalled for!!

 
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Wow. That was rlly mean.That loser rlly shouldn't b with someone so visious anyway.

 
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OMG! That is just so childish! She should've just asked you to back off and leave! She may need anger-management...

 
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omg how mean :s if i was her i would say hes taken and if iwas you i would have punched her in the face >=(

 
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omg how mean :s if i was her i would say hes taken and if iwas you i would have punched her in the face >=(

 
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omg how mean :s if i was her i would say hes taken and if iwas you i would have punshed her in the face >=(

 
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The girl could of just said he's my boy-friend and you can't date him.

 
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obviously she's obsessive. i would never take that. you should've come back with something smart to say.

 
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ha hahahahahahahahaha ha!

 
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That was so mean. She could have just said "He's taken."

 
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2 bad 4 u hahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahhahahahahahhahaha

 
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what do u mean by talk

 
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ah never mind i'm going to a different story thing..........

 
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omg I'm soo bored anybody want to talk?

 
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aww that sux at least you asked him that takes courage! I guess he wasn't meant for you just wait till he's single or move on to a different guy and wowz that girl friend should've not been that physical!

 
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LOLz that sucks for you.......

 
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wow....

 
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what he's girlfriend's a b*tch....why the he** will she shove you in the garbage? shove her back she deserves it

 
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now i think that chick went a lil wacky there... she had no reason to get physical... how were you supposed to know?