Homework Excuses: Crammin' to "Burnin' Up!"

These jokes might not amuse the teacher, but you can amuse yourself!

English: "Of course I was studying English! That's the language the JoBros sing in, duh..."

History: "Last night I made my OWN history by watching all three High School Musical movies in a row!"

Math: "Sorry, that assignment you gave us just wasn't in the equation. Gossiping with my friends all night just added up better to me."

Biology: "You told us to study DNA, so I realized that doing homework just isn't in my genetic makeup!"

Spanish: "Does the fact that I can say Selena Gomez correctly count as Spanish vocabulary?"