1 year ago
Homework Excuses: Selena vs. Social Studies!
Confuse the teacher with sarcasm! Always fun...
History: "I DO remember important historical dates: like July 22, 1992. That's when Selena was born!"
French: "I ate FRENCH fries at lunch, does that count?"
English: "But I study poetry all the time! Ever hear of the poet
Nicholas Jeremiah Jonas? He wrote a beautiful sonnet called 'When You
Look Me In The Eyes.'"
Art: "I like to call this piece, 'Random Doodles In My Notebook.'"
Any subject: "I'll do work at home if you let me sleep and relax at school."
i love french! french teacher rocks! woooohooo
french is aweful
jerry is short for jeramiah
lol the english but its NICHOLAS JERRY JONAS DUH PPL GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
i luv all of them especially history!
Jeramiah??? It's jerry you idiot.
i like the art one i should totally try that
English: "But I study poetry all the time! Ever hear of the poet Nicholas Jeremiah Jonas? He wrote a beautiful sonnet called 'When You Look Me In The Eyes.'" LMAO!!!!!
I like the English and Any Subject 1
wow....I won't say selena's b-day but I wud say mine..there was a rlly big storm but other than that it's rlly gud and pretty funny
i luv the last 3
i would use the last one
I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE Selena Gomez! ;)(So I must love that one) + When you look me in the eyes english escuse! ;) -Julie xoxo
totally true 4 any subject except i don't do work @ home OR school!
i like the last one! lol
They put Jeremiah instead of Jerry beacuse they want to make his name sound old. Thats all poetry is about.
My bday is July 22 1995!!! no way!!!
His middle name is Jerry! Not Jeremiah! DUH
LOL i love the art and history
his middle name is Jerry, not Jeremiah
i like the french one its so funny
SELENA ROCKS!!!!!!!!
me too i remember 2 important historical dates that should be holidays!: 1901 which was when Edward Cullen was born and june 2005 when Twilight was born!
my b-day is july 22 and selena's is july 22 except she is 7 years older then me !!!!!!!!!:D
these are good but did you use them yet
these r better than the other 1s
these are a keeper. =]
lol i love these jokes
wowowowowowowow
i like the last one
Do one for band i did practice i tryed to play right here right now which was sung by Zac and Vanessa
The one w/ Nicholas 'Jeremiah' Jonas was funny!!!!
o that is so funny!:)!LOL!(:
lmao lol best ones yet
lmfao
hey i got one!math:but i did study math.there were eight slices of pizza at my house,and i ate 2 of them.
lol.so funny!
hahahahahaa the last on was funny
ha love these
ha i knew the selena one i new that was when she was born i was born in the same hospital
I LOVE The One With Nick. I LOVE HIM!