2 years ago
A Hottie Saw My Snottie!
Submitted by Margaret (14), from San Francisco, CA
My friends and I were at this fun Mexican restaurant having a blast,
when my pal Josie dared me to entertain everybody with a bowl of
guacamole. The first thing I thought of: Smear a glob of the green
stuff under my nose so it looked like I had a big booger coming out. Well, I did it and everybody cracked up — including our cute waiter, who had come over to the table just as I was playing around with the guac. I was horrified!
As he offered me a tissue, I tried to mask my utter humiliation with a saucy quip: "You should see where I put the salsa."
lol wow that was smart to do a a restraut sorry if that sounded a ittle mean but realy?
haha! at least he was laughing! he probably likes you and you should go for him. now he knows you have a personality and a sense of humor! thts soo funny! u should see where i put the salsa! niice
lol..i wouldnt be embarassed by tht!
haha! at least he was laughing! he probably likes you and you should go for him. now he knows you have a personality and a sense of humor.
Why the HELL would you do that!!!!!!!!!!!!
like my cuz says dont play with ur food untill it plays with u
she put the salsa around her pants so it looked like she had her period
a cute waiter whoh! like your momma says stop playing with your food !
Ewww! Where I put the salsa?! Yucky!
EWWWWW!!!!!! that pic is disgusting!
Ok dont EVER put that pic on anything eles I almost barfed
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wowie no one commented this story for 3 weex
mattie13sevie she didnt use salsa it was a pickup line
ok thts funny....but the picha looks soooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo discusting. lol. XD =] =]
green=boogies red=your period
i would do the green but not the red
What a gross picture.
Ew.... That's not good. Plus.... never mind.. and... oh.
NICE! lol, thats the kinda thing I would have said, be cool if we could talk a little more xD okok i sound like a tolat pedo xD but seriously :P
that was a dumb stunt u did! I would have just blushed really bad! but u were really cool about it.
this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!
you go girl ! -Lucy,13
that's embarrassing!!! I would have never done it.. You go gurl/dude!!! :)
what ever!!!!!!!!!!
you are so nasty you had to put the guacamole under your nose
you are such a dork
haha i love it sounds lk something id do lol
ok all the people that dont have something nice to say just shut up. no one wants to hear you or read yur comments. by the way that is hillarious nice going person.
really funny lol...i would of said the same thing
thats so funny lol i would love to see that :) lol ha.
nasty dum stupid
stupid but hey,cute waiter
HAHA!! lol!!
haha thats funny. Was the guy really hot?
Trust me.....i was there
OMG SO FUNNY BUT GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this would probably be so EMBARSSING !
you're retarded. omg.
OMG that is hallarious! i probably would have cried and ran into the bathrooms! -kate, age 11 from vancouver WA
weird
ewww!!!tht suckss
lol wows
that was stupid
wtf that was dumd
haha funny story XD heehee
wow that was kinda retarded
wow. tht iz weird & s0 r u
that was kinda weird