1 year ago
The Hottie Thought I Clogged The Toilet!
Submitted by Amy (15), from Whitehouse, NJ
Last week, I was on a road trip with my parents when I had to go pee really bad.
But at the next rest stop, there was only one bathroom for men and women. The only good thing about that was there was this super hot guy waiting in line behind me and totally chatting me up!
I had to interrupt the convo when it was my turn to go to the bathroom. And that's when disaster struck.
After I did my business, I tried to flush the toilet, but the water started rising and wouldn’t stop!
It was totally about to overflow, so I grabbed a nearby plunger to try to fix it. But the plunger itself had someone's poo on it...someone must have used it and not washed it!
It was so gross I wanted to gag. The poo from the plunger fell off and landed near my feet, while the toilet water began to spill over.
I kept looking around for a window to crawl out of, so I didn’t have to face the hottie when I went back out.
No such luck. Eventually, I had to open the door with my poop-stained shoes and the completely soaked bathroom floor.
All I could think to say was, "This one's out of order."
dude i would have wiped the poo of my shoes with toilet paper and if there were sinks in the b room., wet the paper and cleaned it off my shoes and if the toilet was still messed up i would try to get it fixed but if it was still messed up i think "hey if this is a rest stop dont cha think the person that was in here left already" and i would have thought of this awsome plan to blame it on her and when i came out i would casually say "ew! dont go in there, the person that was in here before me must have clogged the toilet and ran out to make it look like i did it." maybe if i dident make it look obvious, he wouldent belive me and when i turned around-oh no! the girl that was in the b room before me goes "no i dident!" and i go "uhhh bye!" and i take off wid my family and hope to never see her again!
i know right i agree with jbluva4eva19
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luvulots123 you are gross and a weirdo nobody wears diapers unless they are special ed and i think you are special ew
ewww.
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haha i would have done the same thing.. "this ones out of orderr" x]
ewww, what the hell? luvlots123 ya need a diaper for your icon >;)
Luvulots123, litsen, wouldnt diapers make ur butt look big?? and if ur wearin jeans other ppl qill no tht u r wearin a diaper!
HAHAHAHAHA EPIC FAIL!
ommgg. you know what? no one would have any problem like "I clogged my crushes toliet! I stunk up his bathroom! I peed my pants! I pooed my pants!" like, no one would have these problems if everyone just wore a diaper. Here ill compare: PROS OF WEARING DIAPERS: comfy, squishy when you go, doesnt smell until 3 hours after you do your buisness in it, it warm, convieniet, and when you bounce up & down when you sit it feels like your 3 again. CONS OF WEARING DIAPERS: Changing yourself, powdering and lotion (so you dont get diaper rash)& diaper money (which can be verryy cheap at walmart). SO you see? if everyone wore diapers this problem would stop! Take it from someone with DIAPER EXPERIENCE. I wear diapers and im perfectly finem i have friends, a social life, and you CAN keep it a secret! Trust mee! just go to the bathroom every once in a while and youll be like you dont even wear em! TRUST ME. We could start a whole evilution. Copy & paste if you wear diapers & fully agree with me & many others with this concern! i agree w/ dis i dont wear dipers but i might soon
ommgg. you know what? no one would have any problem like "I clogged my crushes toliet! I stunk up his bathroom! I peed my pants! I pooed my pants!" like, no one would have these problems if everyone just wore a diaper. Here ill compare: PROS OF WEARING DIAPERS: comfy, squishy when you go, doesnt smell until 3 hours after you do your buisness in it, it warm, convieniet, and when you bounce up & down when you sit it feels like your 3 again. CONS OF WEARING DIAPERS: Changing yourself, powdering and lotion (so you dont get diaper rash)& diaper money (which can be verryy cheap at walmart). SO you see? if everyone wore diapers this problem would stop! Take it from someone with DIAPER EXPERIENCE. I wear diapers and im perfectly finem i have friends, a social life, and you CAN keep it a secret! Trust mee! just go to the bathroom every once in a while and youll be like you dont even wear em! TRUST ME. We could start a whole evilution. Copy & paste if you wear diapers & fully agree with me & many others with this concern!
omgg that happened to me once but in the nurses office but she had to get a hold of the janitor in front of everybody and tell them they had to come wit a plungerr.. but there werent any hott guys there.. but it was still kinda embarassing but i did laughh a lot
omg i would of just ran past him!!!!
eeww. i feel bad for you, but at least he didn't go to your school!
Oh jeez! I had something happen to me like! So emmbarassing! I feel for ya! I truley do!
I feel really bad for u you are lucky that u don't even know him by the way my cousin told me a same story like that!
oh man , at least you didnt noe him , u could just drive away and bury your face in embarassed
I hope you're ok
Ouch. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Maybe you should think about that before you try to show off my going into a bathroom. And plaus you wrote the poop landed BY your feet. Not ON your feet.
that sucks lol
woah
woowwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
awww that sucks i wouldve been like "ewww when i got in hewre the toilet was over flowing"
wow! I had much worse though but it's way to weird to tell
aww that sucks. =( i feel bad and also grosss.=/
well, at least you probably wont see him again! lol
o daaang im soo sorry that sux
You poor girl
halerios
that so sucks
hahahahahaha that is funny.....but they should have more than one bathroom
did the hottie say anything?
omg- u should have invited him in to help u plunge.
U R such a funny chick
omg im so sorry
omg wow that...a big overflow of exitment!
haha sorry but u probably DID! and if tht guy really liked u like lotz of ppl like me u probably didnt scare him of ur prob just overwellmed!
wow how embarissing SOS!
okay this is mean but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
WOW!
i feel soooo sorri
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GROSS. CAN;T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED.
ALT F1
I am sooooooooooooo sorry, I hope nobody makes fun of you.
omfg ur so lucky u didnt have 2 c him again after that
that is hilarious