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Hottie Tourney Finals: Rob vs. Nick!

Here it is: The Superbowl of Sexy, the World Series of Wonderful, the Championship of, Um, Champs. The most important contest in the history of the world (or at least on this site).

After battling through 14 other hotties, the finals of our March Madness Hottie Tournament comes down to undead (but smokin') Robert Pattinson taking on the King of Cute, the crooner with the smile that could melt a million hearts: Nick Jonas.

It’s Twilight vs. Jonas Brothers. Vampire vs. Rockstar. Blood sucker vs. Heartbreaker. Who do YOU think is the hottest of them all?

We're so nervous, we might need a change of underwear.

 

Who's the champion of all hotties?

 
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NICK iz the best boo Rob nd yeaaa NICK J NICK ALL THE WAY

 
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NICK iz the best boo Rob nd yeaaa NICK J NICK ALL THE WAY

 
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K.AlinaRox u r so wrong i never liked any of them and im not saying that just for now because i feel in love with him in harry potter and the goblin of fire and to everyone who says rob fans only like rob cause he plays edward and yes we do because edward is meant to be perfict and rob is perfict for that part and i will never 4get rob so never say i will so there

 
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go rob

 
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WOOT! rob's in the lead. beat that jonas. hah. <3

 
 
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YAY ROB IS WINNING

 
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idk there both so cute but i went with nick

 
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NICK---NICK

 
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NICK JONAS <3 ALL THE WAY

 
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nick go nick go

 
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the comment b4 this was not written by me, it was my perverted friend

 
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the comment b4 this was not written by me, it was my perverted friend

 
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the comment b4 this was not written by me, it was my perverted friend

 
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the comment b4 this was not written by me, it was my perverted friend

 
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the jo bros suck balls

 
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GO ROB!

 
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Robert Pattinson had to WIN!He is way HOtter than Nick jOnas!I don't like him!GO ROB!

 
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YEAH ROB 7609 VOTES.....NICK...5624 VOTES??' yeah it was obvious

 
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Nick Jonas <3

 
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YAYYAYAYYAYAYAYAY rpb won the jofros are so ugly i HATE them soooooooo much thank god rob won. although the hottie tournie finals should have been rob vs. taylor that would have been so much more antagonizing

 
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DON'T DO THIS I JUST TRIED IT and is doesn't work

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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robert is soo hot

 
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Wow. That s very powerful K.AlinaRox. I totally agree with you now. Yiu just changed the way I thought after reading your comment. That is so true. But yah I am still A LITTLE BIT upset that Nick lost. But you know, whatever....

 
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First of all I would like to point out that Nick Jonas isn't a "little boy". He's 16 going on 17 in September. He's probably the age alot of you haven't reached yet. Second I SUPPORT NICK JONAS!!!!!!!!!! I'm not at all mad that Robert won. In a few years there will be another guy alot of you girls will fall for and some of you will forget Robert. Right now you may say that it is impossible, but what about when you thought of the Jonas Brothers that way??? And Zac Efron??? What about Jesse Mcartney??? Chris Brown??? Usher??? What about in the 90's when N*SYNC and the Backstreet Boys were in??? And New Kids On The Block back in the 80's??? If all these girls liked the same people we'd still have the Beatles and The Monkeys on the Tiger Beat Magazine covers. Years from now your very own daughters wil be crushing on some new teen guy or whatever. My point is that Robert isn't going to be the "hottest" guy forever according to all the teen websites and magazines. Things change. The good thing is you can continue to like whoever you like forever.

 
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Nick is just UGLY!!! Rob all the way!

 
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how could they not have taylor between nick?

 
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Nick!!

 
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i NEVER loved NICK ! but i CERTAINLY Love ROB ! i wish we could runaway and get MARRIED ! but not kids because HE hates them !

 
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nickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 
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rob (L)

 
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NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK ALL THE WAY HE IS WAY HOTTER AND BESIDES I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS AND I LOVE TWILIGHT BUT I JB ALITTLE MORE!!!!

 
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Rob is way hotter(i used to be in love with nick but now im with taylor and rob)

 
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NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICKNICKNICKNICKNICKNICKN ICKNICKNICKNICKNICKNICKNI CKNICK

 
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ROB IS THE BEST , HE IS SO HOTTER THAN NICK.. AND MORE TALANTIVE AND CREATIVE

 
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NICK SHOULD TOTALLY WIN THIS!!!!!! HE IS SOOOO HOT

 
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nick i am so sorry but rob is way cuter i watched your show last night nick and let me tell you it makes u and ur brother joe super funnier then you were before. i really love joe so if u read this wanna hook us up plz plz plz!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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ROB <3

 
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i changed my mind...... nick nick nick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i fell in love with him last night after i saw him smile and heard give love a chance

 
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rob is winning......i like rob

 
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i think nick is really cute, BUT ROB is hotter than him. i wont call any of em ugly, but cmon, rob is waaayyy hotter than him.

 
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Rob is the hottest!!!!! Nick J. is a stupid, ugly guy. Rob is SOOOOOOOOO much hotter than ugly Nick. Rob is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nick is a LOSER.

 
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): nicks so much hotter than rob. but its pretty amazing how it came up to just them 2!

 
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Rob is butt ugly. Sorry to break it to all of you dumb Twilight lovers. the books are amazing, the movie was CRAP, and it is CRAP that Nick is losing. There is no competition. The only reason Rob is winning is because of stupid girls who vote 6000000 times a day for someone who isn't even cute!!!

 
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Rob should win he is sooo HOT!!!!!!!

 
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fondygrl15.... um.. ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND!!! TWILIGHT IS LIKE THE NEWEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!! nick maybe cute.. BUT ROBERT IS LIKE THE CUTEST AND HOTTEST EVER!!

 
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nick is the winner forever =D... Ilove JB

 
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YES ROB IS WINNING!!!!! i think nick is cute but rob is better. SORRY NICK!!! UR STILL HOW THO BUT ROB JUST BEATS U!!!!!!!!!!!!!