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Hottie Tourney Finals: Rob vs. Nick!

Here it is: The Superbowl of Sexy, the World Series of Wonderful, the Championship of, Um, Champs. The most important contest in the history of the world (or at least on this site).

After battling through 14 other hotties, the finals of our March Madness Hottie Tournament comes down to undead (but smokin') Robert Pattinson taking on the King of Cute, the crooner with the smile that could melt a million hearts: Nick Jonas.

It’s Twilight vs. Jonas Brothers. Vampire vs. Rockstar. Blood sucker vs. Heartbreaker. Who do YOU think is the hottest of them all?

We're so nervous, we might need a change of underwear.

 

Who's the champion of all hotties?

 
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i now talor rocks and twilight is SOO MUCH BETTER !!! I LOVE TAYLOR AND NICK IS A RETARD !! <3

 
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Stupid Robert!! Nick jonas is SOOOOOOO much hotter than him >:( I love Nick unconditionally. ROB is a LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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I cant believe Taylor Lautner LOST!!! Whatev, I PICK TAYLOR!!!!! And if i had to chose from these: Robert! Hes cute too! Okay not cute: HOOOOOOOT!!!

 
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when does this end ??

 
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okay,lyrich00? (f`d up name btw) SHUT THE HELL UP!! you are messed up in the head. sure,nick is cute but come on. are you blind? or are you just to high on crack to be able to tell? (2nd one,i think)and if you dont agree with the results,then dont bother voting.now. nick`s cute,but rob has his own division of DAMN SEXY!!! now that we`ve covered that hot mess...GO ROB!!!!

 
 
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how did rob win? more ppl like nick then rob. this thing is soooooo rigged!!!!!!!

 
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i am the future mrs. jonas

 
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say it he's the winner! By the way SHUT UP Ninjasofnoodles!!!!!!! !!!:O

 
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4tnz just

 
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Rob ALL the way

 
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tipo assim,o Nick é lindo de morre e super talentoso,mas eu prefiro o...Rob

 
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the tension is killin me!!!

 
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oops, double post.

 
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robert is ugly as all hell

 
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robert is ugly as all hell

 
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News Flash, pigs are now known to fly!

 
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rob wiill win when pigs fly

 
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robert pattinson will win

 
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edward-jacob i will beat u lol....jk the jonas brothers are gorgeous not that i'm not a twihard and alll its just that robs hot as edward and nick is hot all around the clock

 
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiiick is very hottttttttttt!

 
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Rob Rob Rob!! he is sooooooooo much hotter! nick is ugly! all the Jonas brothers r ugly!!

 
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lol dee

 
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LOOOK OVER HERE! NICK ONLY BECAUSE ROB IS SOOO UGLY!

 
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Oh yeah Robs winning but back off cuz thats my future husband

 
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Oh yeah Robs winning but back off cuz thats my future husband

 
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ROBERT IS MY MAN!!!!

 
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rob is so hot nick is ugly vote for rob! rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rob rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrroooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!rob rob rob rob rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrroooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!vote for rob

 
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omg rob better win cus' is so fricken hot and nick is so ugly!

 
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eww the ugly slut robert is winning i HATE him he should take a bath once in a while and hes not hot what so ever i LOVE nick hes the sexiest guy in the universe and also my future husband !!!! <3333

 
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N Ni Nic Nick Nick J Nick Jo Nick Jon Nick Jona Nick Jonas vote for nick jonas!!!!!

 
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nick is the definition of hot and sexy!!!!!!!!!!

 
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ROBERT<3<3<£ROBERT<3<3<3 ROBERT<3<3<3ROBERT

 
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it doesnt matter who will win... we all know that nick is the winner !!! i mean look at him and look at rob...rob is just ugly !!! so GO NICK ! <3

 
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OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rob`s winning!!!!! He`s hot buttered sexiness on a stick!!!!!!

 
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rob is a man a real man! lol now seriously, rob is so hot!!!! He totally deserves to win!!!

 
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Nick Jonas forever <3

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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ROB!!!!! he is so hot

 
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Niiiiiiiiiick <3

 
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yay!roooooooooooobbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbb!!!

 
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insted of pl i meant ppl(people) go rob

 
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siriouly rob is hotter and pl stop messing with the polls

 
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wow ppl can u stop wrting the ppls name over and over ...i cant read any of the comments!!

 
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go rob

 
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I don't like the Jonas Brothers, I would choose Rob, but he looks good in the movies, but not in real life

 
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GO ROBERT! lolz taylor should actually be on here!

 
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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ROB !!!!!!! nicks ugly

 
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nick nick! he is so much better, that robbert pattinson suucks!