How "Bella" Are You?

1. I'm a treat for not just the eyes, but noses, too! My scent?

• Let's just say roses smell like me, not the other way around.
• Chanel bottles my sweat as perfume.
• Even my farts are made of Febreze.

2. Makeup? Pshhh. I'm a natural beauty, including my skin, which:

• Is paler than the paper I printed my book report on.
• Looks like I sleep on a tanning bed.
• Is always red (that darn sun!)

3. When I'm on a date, a perfect night is ended with:

• A passionate smooch.
• A nice big hug (I’m a slow mover!)
• A little nibble on the neck.

4. You're mostly attracted to:

• Tall, immortal types.
• Tan, buff bods.
• A toothy smile (but no fangs).

5. How clumsy are you?

• Not too bad. I stumble over sentences sometimes.
• Everything's fine, until I wear heels.
• I accidentally banged my head on the keyboard answering this question.

6. Do you like long walks in the woods?

• Ever see "The Blair Witch Project?" No!
• The Great Outdoors is nice. For like five minutes.
• They call me Little Miss Riding Hood!