2 weeks ago

How A Dinosaur Killed My Love Life!


I was pumped to be going on a class field trip to the Museum of Natural History last week for two huge reasons. No. 1: Field trip = no class! Freedom! No. 2: My crush, Darren, was assigned to my bus.

I sat right in front of Darren, then faked a reason to turn and yell at someone behind him to start a conversation. After a few basic "hi's" we talked about how excited we were for the trip. It was so cool that he could relate to me on that level! When we got to the museum, he even said that, "Maybe we'll get to chat on the ride back." Um, yes!

We went inside and were led around to various exhibits, but I was really excited for the dinosaur one. We were warned not to touch anything, but as we got into the exhibit a little, I couldn't help myself — it was a T-Rex, after all!

After I reached out and touched one of the dinosaur bones, a tour guide turned around.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing?" she said. "Follow the rules!" I blushed so hard as everyone snickered at me — even Darren was shaking his head! They even called security to take me outside. Nightmare! I had to sit the rest of the trip out in the cold.

Even worse? Darren didn’t even talk to me on the way home. Now my chances with him are officially extinct.

 
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vote gloriana!!!!http://abc.go .com/shows/american-music -awards/breakthrough

 
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vote gloriana!!!!http://abc.go .com/shows/american-music -awards/breakthrough

 
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dang u need an invisable cape

 
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people are dumb you just touched the bone...it was so tempting

 
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aww that sux. stupid people

 
 
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I feel cbad for you

 
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that a stuoid reason to throw u outside!!!!

 
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to freakin bad

 
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i agree wit superduperartist...lol

 
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that sucks 4 you soo much =(

 
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they should put glass around it, maybe people wouldn't.

 
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haha follow the rules stupid

 
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AWWW

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser

 
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TEARDROP

 
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TEARDROP

 
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i am so sorry

 
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Aaaw, try to explain to him! He'll understand we all make mistakes. = ^)

 
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what that is retarded. i wlda been yah man way to go!!!

 
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what that is retarded. i wlda been yah man way to go!!!

 
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wow..hes a goody-two-shoes! i woulda been like "crap. good job buddy!"

 
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This story is kinda pointless.

 
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That was stupid of him...who cares if u broke one rule god:)

 
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Darren soudns like a goody goody. Eww. I wouldve been laffing along haha

 
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I agree with twilighttween110. seriously? plus y would that be embarrassing and y wouldnt he talk to you? makes no sense!

 
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Darren soudns like a goody goody. Eww. I wouldve been laffing along haha

 
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Darren soudns like a goody goody. Eww. I wouldve been laffing along haha

 
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why would yuh touch the bone that says do not touch?...it was kinda rude of themm to let yuhh sitt outside the rest of the daii.

 
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why would yuh touch the bone that says do not touch?...it was kinda rude of themm to let yuhh sitt outside the rest of the daii.

 
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ummm darren nerdy much???? i mean cmon she touched a bone nd broke 1 rule nd ur nodding ur head lyk some oldie....

 
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da first comment woot woot!!!!!!!!!!

 
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wow, thats y i dont touch anything in museums, even when they say u can.....and that must suck.....

 
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maybe next time u'll listen

 
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That was really mean of them and Darren! Sorry! :(