9 months ago
How I Got Detention: Spitting On the Teacher!
Submitted by Sean (14), from Loyola, MD
My science class is super boring. So when my teacher Mr. Bannister left to talk to our principal in the hall, my buddies and I tried to make things interesting.We took turns trying to throw our gum into the trash can on the other side of the room, by the door. Getting it directly in was 2 points. And spitting it in was 10!
I wanted to impress my friends - and make this really cute girl named Carrie laugh - so I went for the spit shot.
Of course, that's when Mr. Bannister came back into the room. But it was too late! I was already in mid-spit and my gum went flying through the air, landing right on his shirt.
Needless to say, he was not happy. And I got detention for a week. Oh yeah, I lost the game too. But Carrie did laugh!
what's a chain letter?
that's funny... but not very.
that's funny... but not very.
"suspencion" lolz but at first i thought you were a gurlzie but woo notzie soz i guess i cant say y? lolz
she might have been laughing at u.... :) im bored so text me 7025101294
she might have been laughing at u.... :) im bored so text me 7025101294
lol but at least u got a week if it happened 2 my teacher she would go to the principal
a whole week of detention? wow.
lol i wish i could do that to my zillon year old teacher (mabey she will drop dead!)
LOL that is really funny i wish i could do that to my teacher but i think i would get into bigger trouble.
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and rest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
well atleast u made her laugh thats step one with a girl ur on a roll
wow instead of Twitter u go on Spitter. LOLZ!!!
man, you ARE an imbecile
what an idiot
cool ask her out
That was a mistake waiting to happen
she might have been laughing at u.... :)
that was lol and really making a girl laugh
thats really stupid
SPITTING ACROSS A ROOM IS NEVER GONNA IMPRESS A GIRL & IF SHE LAFS IT WILL BE AT YOU NOT WITH YOU! x x x
haha! Nice one, bro.
Whoopsie dasie.
At least she laughed.
lol
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lol true she probabley waz.wat guy goes awn this site anywayz?
lol
lol aquafire2 :)
She was probably laughing at you.
wow!!
THAT ISNT EMBARRASSING!!!! ITS STUPID!! NOBODY CARES!! THAT STORY SUCKED BALLS!!
lol thats funny
was it carrie underwood
um ok interesting
Well, at least you got her to laugh. But, since you like her, I would not suggest doing something gross to make her laugh. I would have laughed, yes, but it would have not impressed me at all.
i am in 6th grade and 11 years old just 2 let u know
ok, is this good?i have 2 crushes in my math class.1 day a really annoying kid named grant sits next to me in homeroom, study hall, math, english, and reading(he called me lady caitlyn(sicko)).we had a really long math class because of our connecticut mastery test and we could play games or just stay by ourselves.grant wanted me to be his partener and i said"god no" and made a face.Both crushes laughed)they sit next to each other).please tell me if this is good because i am like in love w/ 1 of them(he is my friend).HELP!!!!!!!!!!ano ther time the other 1 asked if i was ok when i came to school 1 day after i almost broke my wrist at my travel basketball practice and had it in an ace bandage.i didn't think he knew my name(or the other 1 for that matter)!they both do!
oh yea u rock NOT
Having Carrie laugh is a good start!
at least Carrie laughed, even if she didn't that's nothing to be embarrassed about it's not your fault it landed on his shirt.
worst story ever
ha ha!! that's good!!
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