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How TwiHard Are You?

1. What does November 20, 2009 mean?

  • Um, my grandma's birthday?
  • I know it's near Thanksgiving...
  • New Moon being released, duh!

2. You plan to name your future child...

  • Anything that sounds cool.
  • Edward or Bella
  • Renesmee

3. How many times have you seen the first movie?

  • Like once or twice, maybe. Don't remember.
  • More than a couple of times.
  • I'm trying to set the record!

4. Would you put in contacts to look like a Cullen?

  • OK, that's going too far.
  • Well, maybe they wouldn't look so bad.
  • Where do I get them?!?

5. 100 Monkeys is...

  • Way too many to fit in a barrel.
  • The sequel to Breaking Dawn?
  • Jackson Rathbone's band, of course!

6. Who said "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb?"

  • Some narrator on the Discovery Channel
  • Bella
  • Edward

MORE LIKE TWI-LITE

OK, you kinda get why the books and the movie are so popular. But Twilight isn't like your life or anything. If Robert Pattinson returns your calls, though, that could all change!

DEFINITELY TWI-SERIOUS!

Oh, you definitely know ALL the major characters and stars. And some might say you border on Robsessed (when you're not ogling Taylor Lautner). With just a few more nudges (or vampire nibbles) you could venture into total TwiHard territory!

TWIHARD WITH A VENGEANCE!

Hello? Of course you're a TwiHard! Is there anything better? You've absorbed all the books and the culture surrounding the best vampire saga ever. And you're ready for Edward to propose any day now. What more is there? (Cameo in New Moon maybe? Pretty pleez with blood-favored sprinkles on top!)

 

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