1. What does November 20, 2009 mean?
2. You plan to name your future child...
3. How many times have you seen the first movie?
4. Would you put in contacts to look like a Cullen?
5. 100 Monkeys is...
6. Who said "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb?"
OK, you kinda get why the books and the movie are so popular. But Twilight isn't like your life or anything. If Robert Pattinson returns your calls, though, that could all change!
Oh, you definitely know ALL the major characters and stars. And some might say you border on Robsessed (when you're not ogling Taylor Lautner). With just a few more nudges (or vampire nibbles) you could venture into total TwiHard territory!
Hello? Of course you're a TwiHard! Is there anything better? You've absorbed all the books and the culture surrounding the best vampire saga ever. And you're ready for Edward to propose any day now. What more is there? (Cameo in New Moon maybe? Pretty pleez with blood-favored sprinkles on top!)