4 months ago

I Accidentally Dunked My Crush!

Last weekend, my friend Marissa had a pool party (and I made sure she invited my crush Mark!).

We were all having a great time, but Mark really hates the water. So he hung out by the pool, playing with his new cell phone.

Later in the night, Marissa challenged me to a noodle fight (you know, those big Styrofoam floaty devices). Sounded fun!

We were really going at it, making everyone laugh. But when I wound up to smack Marissa in the face, she ducked... and I hit Mark, who was sitting by the pool!

He fell right into the water, ruining his brand new phone, which he said cost like 200 bucks. I offered to pay him the money, but he was still really mad. (Hello? Why were you sitting by the pool then?)

Next time, I really need to use my noodle a little more.
 
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once i did a handstand in the water and my arms weakened and BLAM i hit my nose on the floor and got blood everywhere!

 
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thats pretty stupid of him

 
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YEA DAT SUXS BUT UR RITE Y SIT BY THE POOL WIT UR PHONE DAT COST 200$ ANYWAY

 
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why is he by the pool if he hates the water?

 
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he is such a weirdo well all guys are....

 
 
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he is such a weirdo well all guys are....

 
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i agery with XxPeAcEgirLxX

 
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but its his fault..he was sitting by the pool!

 
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if it dont work ur a liar. i dont have a crush so :-P

 
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ALT F1

 
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ALT F1

 
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ALT F1

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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that jerk its not like you pushed him in on purpose! he shouldn't have been so mad you apologized and even offered to pay for the phone!

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird

 
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ok who dosent like water and sits by it anyways with their new 200 dollar phone?!?! sounds to me like someone is a little crazy and needs help. and by they way, mark, it was an accident. get over it! Dana, you said you were sorry, you even offered to pay for his phone! he is a jerk. and you deserve better. just forget him.

 
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haha i just went to hershey penn. for hershey park=]=]=]=] and i agree with CrazyGirl557. who would have there NEW phone by the pool?? probley dis served it

 
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you should have pushed him

 
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check out twilight blog in about an hour

 
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wow marks stupid

 
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$200 isnt that expensive. im only like 13 and mine is $600

 
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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wow not your fault though it's kinda your friends for knoking into the pool and heres to dumb crush never bring your brand new phone to a place splashing everywere.

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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Who has their phone by a pool??

 
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That sux!!!!!

 
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sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages

 
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i love noodles

 
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its common sense not to hold your celly over water! hes stupid!and a noodle fight sounds fun

 
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Why was he sitting by the pool? If I got a new phone I would never do that!

 
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i wouldnt have gave him da money if he was still mad at me

 
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Hey, go on www.twilightroosterisaac. webs.com! Its an awesome, safe site, and it has some awesome features, such as saby's how to book, saby's advice line, trevor' sbig adventures, my blog, and more! And if you like it, leave some comments, ideas, complaints, complemments, you can write anything you want! and, if you really enjoy it, JUST BECOME A MEMBER! I am trying to get to 20 members but i only have 3! COMEONE YOULL LIKE IT I PROMISE!!!

 
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Hey, go on www.twilightroosterisaac. webs.com! Its an awesome, safe site, and it has some awesome features, such as saby's how to book, saby's advice line, trevor' sbig adventures, my blog, and more! And if you like it, leave some comments, ideas, complaints, complemments, you can write anything you want! and, if you really enjoy it, JUST BECOME A MEMBER! I am trying to get to 20 members but i only have 3! COMEONE YOULL LIKE IT I PROMISE!!!

 
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rissa- marissa is a common name! i have a bff named marissa who is my neighbor.

 
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rissa- marissa is a common name! i have a bff named marissa who is my neighbor.

 
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He should have sat farther away from the pool. I mean- what do you expect sitting by the pool?!?! He was asking for it...

 
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Thats was so dumb of him to be siting by the pool

 
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Thats was so dumb of him to be siting by the pool

 
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All these stories are bot peopl and ther curshs.its kinda annoyin

 
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- rissa: SOOO?? lots of ppl's names r marissa PHFTT

 
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He's dumb.It's not ur fault.Don't wory about it.

 
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that's really funny lolz!! but boys are jerks because they think everything is our fault

 
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OMG! My name's Marissa! :D

 
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that sounds funny! he should except your apology!! its not like you were aiming for him!!!

 
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that sounds funny! he should except your apology!! its not like you were aiming for him!!!

 
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that sounds funny! he should except your apology!! its not like you were aiming for him!!!

 
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nice one,genius.

 
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real smart

 
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lol smart one

 
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2nd comment!!!!

 
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