3 months ago

I Almost Killed My Crush With Nuts!

My summer job was at the ice cream shop in my town. Which was totally boring. Except for one thing: This totally cute guy comes in every day and we flirt every single time!

Last week, I knew I had to make my move. So I decided that I'd make him a big sundae, with lots of flavors and all the toppings, free of charge! Then, I'd ask for his number. Smooth, right?

Well, he was psyched for the free sundae... until he dropped the whole thing and started choking!

I ran over to help, and he shouted, "Did that have nuts? I'm allergic!"

Yup, it had nuts alright.

He spit out the sundae and, after a few minutes, managed to be okay (after everyone in the shop turned to look at us).

But he was so shaken up, he left before I could even say goodbye. Now, he thinks I'm nuts, too.
 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser .

 
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OK ILL DO IT (THE NAME IS CHRISTIAN) OMG, this is a true thing that happens! It's not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crush's name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!

 
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by bannah4evr, 1 week ago kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x lol.... googoo

 
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to every1 who wants 2 make food for their crush: ASK IF HE'S ALLERGIC 2 ANYHTING! YOU WILL SEEM LIKE A CARING PERSON!!

 
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well if hes alergic to nuts he shouldnt accept something like that from someone without checking first. you should be really careful when you're allergic like that.

 
 
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he should have said something.

 
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awwww...:(

 
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omg! im sooo sorry. you really like him right? well, now ya know!

 
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yikes. that sux alright

 
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lmao i cant belive that happend

 
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well he should have understood. it's not your fault he didn't tell you that he was allergic to nuts. not fair of him.

 
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haha sry but thats kinda funny

 
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that totally sux

 
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that totally sux

 
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that suck=[

 
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OMJ!!that totally sux :(.......yikes!

 
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yikes

 
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ouch

 
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Awww. Tht SUX!!!!

 
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i'm allergic to nuts too. that would suck.

 
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there are other guys out there

 
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don't worry about it theyre are other fish in the sea.

 
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don't worry about it another hot guy is on his way. btw u should tell him it's not like u knew he was allergic and 2 stop trippin.

 
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That might not even be the guy. Its just a picture

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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weird

 
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well its not ur fault, u didnt know he was alergic!!

 
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dat guy is SO ugly

 
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wow

 
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lol! i feel bad for you..