2 years ago

I Bared It All On My Dive

During tryouts my school's diving team, I made a big effort to impress the coach, performing moves I would normally be too scared to do.

As I was climbing up to the high platform on one dive, I noticed a small crowd — including my crush, Julianne — had gathered by the pool, waiting to see what I was going to do next. I couldn't disappoint them! So I went into a really difficult twist with a triple back flip...and nailed it.

As I came up for air, though, I noticed that everyone was laughing. Hadn't they seen my awesome dive? Soon, I realized what had happened. After I broke the water, my swimming trunks fell off — and there they were floating just a few feet away!

I tried to cover my privates as best I could, but the sight of Julianne laughing made it hard to concentrate. Her take on my naked performance: "Nice form!"

 
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awwww, its ok! embarassing stuff happens to everyone, and anyone who thinks differently either 1. a bitch(yes guys too!) or 2. needs some serious help! maybe she liked what she saw;)just let it roll off ur back, id think its was funny in a cute way!;) if she laughs at u 4 it, she must not b that great!

 
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I'm with the people below!

 
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im with anonymous maybe she did lik what she saw!!!!!

 
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dont worry about it. if you keep thinking about it it wont blow over soon. So just let it slide. As for ur crush, try talking to her; and maybe she liked what she saw.

 
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eew. I know a girl who would think herself lucky to see your privates. I would not. I WOULD RUN AWAY CRYING. i WOULD BE SCARRED FOR LIKE

 
 
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gross

 
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gross

 
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gross

 
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OH WOW!!!!! Aren't you supposed to wear those tight swimtrunks that look like biker pants the ones the bikers wear when there in a bike race you know what I mean though anyways how horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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oo sux 4 u and u got bad comments from people lol

 
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ahah, danggg. sucks 4 you!

 
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um you don't just throw a dive you've never done before without doing lead ups, and you wouldn't have landed well. And seriously no highschool pool would have platform towers. (and btw divers never wear swim trunks, they wear speedos)

 
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LMAO im swry never heard of it but lol

 
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How could you not notice when your naked in the pool.

 
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The best way to handle this is just to let the laughter die down, the worst it could last is maybe a week. Don't worry everyone makes mistakes and they'll forget about it soon.

 
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lol all the way!!

 
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i agree with rosalina dude dummy

 
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ewww hctodd u didnt have to say that some things are best kept a secret

 
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ewww

 
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i agree with irockursox71. hctodd is sooo sick.

 
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hctodd u r SICK

 
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ewww

 
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stuipd!!

 
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i feel bad 4 u and after everything u have been through u better have made the team

 
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well did u make it on the team?

 
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aw i pity u soooooo much. it was sooo super mean of them 2 laugh. in my school everybody is so nice. well maybe that's 'cause we get demerits. :(

 
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ewwww

 
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That stinks! I feel so bad for you.

 
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man that sucks are yall still friends

 
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OMG!!!!

 
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there waz a full moon out tonite......did ne1 see it? lol ;)

 
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no way I go to atlantic city all the time!

 
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ouch that must suck!

 
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ouch

 
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srry bout that lol

 
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ewwwwwwww. LOL! Rotfl! Sry julianne had 2c that dude

 
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dude, its called WEAR A SPEDO JAMMER!

 
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Wowwwwwwwwww. You should really maake sure your trucks fit. And I'm really sorry that Julianne had to see that.

 
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lmfao woow.

 
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y didnt u make sure ur tuunks ACTUALLY fit

 
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you should by titer trunks!

 
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srry julianne you hade to see that

 
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man, feel srry for u. OMG, if THAT happened to my crush, my friends would start gigglin' loudly and say " nice form of yours" ya sure its mean, but freaking funny

 
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man i feel sorry for you how emberrasing especially in front of your crush.......

 
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oh wow sonny yu should tink about tying yu pants up love granny greatler

 
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wow!!!!! Did she end up going out with u?????

 
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oh wow.at least she thought u were hott!lmao

 
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thats so embarrassing... but maybe she thought u looked sexyy...

 
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i feel soo bad 4 u. :[

 
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