7 months ago
I Barfed Up A Burger On My Crush!
Submitted by Shari (13), from Winchester, MO
I've been a vegetarian for the last two years, which makes it kinda hard to find a good thing to eat in the cafeteria. But last week, I lucked out that it was veggie burger day. They looked just like the real thing! So I loaded one up with all the fixins.
That's when I saw my crush Jacob at another table, kinda looking my way. Not only that, but he got up and brought his tray over right next to me! O.M.G.
I was so nervous, I could barely speak (he just wanted help with some Spanish homework, but still, who cares).
Maybe I was TOO distracted, though. Without looking, I reached down to take a bite out of what I thought was my burger. Nope!
I had taken a bite out of Jacob's real cow-meat burger! And since it had been so long since I had tasted real animal, I spit it out immediately... right on my crush's nice white shirt.
Arrggh! Now Jacob thinks I'm a freak. And my love life is cooked.
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OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird
OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird
kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x
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that so funny and a weird coincedence hahahahahahahahahhahahaha hahhahahahhahaha look at how much i am lughing that is funny but seriously here s a tip look at what u eat stupid
it cant ALWAYS be the white shirt!!!
it cant ALWAYS be the white shirt!!!
it cant ALWAYS be the white shirt!!!
i feel bad for you.
hahaha.. that's funny.. oh well, you'll both get over it! he should figure that atleast you stuck to your belief, of not eating meat :)
um how was your love life cooked do you mean like served up cooked or off the grill cooked
you would also laugh it off because then he might get distracted by ur laughing and laugh to but most you should help him clean it off :)
Its really a shame like if it was me in front of my crush, just exuse you and dont be so serious about or it wil never go away.
Its really a shame like if it was me in front of my crush, just exuse you and dont be so serious about or it wil never go away.
Its really a shame like if it was me in front of my crush, just exuse you and dont be so serious about or it wil never go away.
Its really a shame like if it was me in front of my crush, just exuse you and dont be so serious about or it wil never go away.
that TOTALLY SUXS
I feel so sorry for you!!!!!!!!!
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ewwww who would want to be a vegetarian???
ok, wait, u didnt actually puke?
OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird
uhhh, shari u didnt barf. you spit it out.
omg i feel sooooo sad 4 u
YIKES! That would ruin my life!
haha..........
lol jacob
i would TRY to laugh it off... but OBVIOUSLY it wouldn't work!
how about looking next time!!!
ha ha most people said to laugh it off!!! i voted for that!! i would laugh its hysterical these stroies!
1 cover your mouth with your hand 2 make a wish into it 3 close your hand {make it into a fist} 4 hold your fist to your heart for 5 seconds 5 send dis to 3 more videos 6 tomorrow will be your best day ever SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 9:10 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 3 vids
1 cover your mouth with your hand 2 make a wish into it 3 close your hand {make it into a fist} 4 hold your fist to your heart for 5 seconds 5 send dis to 3 more videos 6 tomorrow will be your best day ever SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 9:10 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 3 vids
OMG I HAVE A CRUSH NAMED JACOB, I HAVE SPANISH WITH HIM(but im not a vegitrian)AND HE WEARS WHITE SHIRTS(because of our uniforms)ISNT THAT WEIRD!!!!!!!
It's actually quite sad that teens these days think that McDonald's can count as real food. It's junk, people. I'm vegetarian too.
I like meat but I feel guilty about it so I inly eat poultry. I don't like hamburgers anyway though. I probably would've just waited to puke though. I'd hide for the rest of my life
4 commet!!! feel sorry for u
twiligtmb is right i luv McDonald's and i would have died if i pucked on my crush
Thats not puking!!! Thats SPITTING!!!
vagetarian .. how could u go without mcdonalds ... so weird
vagetarian .. how could u go without mcdonalds ... so weird
vagetarian .. how could u go without mcdonalds ... so weird
laugh it off
how can you be a vagetarian?????
i would explain wat happened
i'd SO cry!