1 year ago

I Blew My Snotty Speech!

Last week, I had to give a speech in front of my entire grade at an assembly.

Problem was, I caught a really terrible cold! I had a headache, a bad cough, and worst of all, I was a walking snot machine.

When I finally made it up to the podium and began to speak, I felt a giant sneeze coming on!

I tried to hold back, but it was no use — I sneezed big time right on stage!

But it wouldn't have been a big deal if it hadn’t been for what came out of my nose!

Turns out I shot out a giant snot bubble out of my nose, and didn't even realize it!

Too bad everyone else in the grade saw it and started cracking up! I was so embarrassed I couldn’t even finish the speech. I just ran off the stage!

Now everyone calls me Bubbles! So SNOT good...
 
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EWWWW!

 
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"So snot good"? Come on ppl. Who writes this stuff???Bubbules was my fav power puff girl. U'll survive girl.

 
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@ least bubbles is a cute name! hey, people call me that 2 but its cuzza my bubbly personatily!!!! LOLZ..........

 
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wow that soooooo sucks!!! poor u.

 
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hahahah&gross at the same time..but i also feel bad for you to!!but hey people call me bubbles at school too but not becuz of snot

 
 
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That would suck.

 
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aw, so sorry! *hugs*

 
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i would laugh

 
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Snot good is corny

 
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that happened to me before while it was my turn to read in class. I had to sneeze and it went ALL over my face and on my book it was sooo embarising!

 
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thats really grosss

 
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rofl i feel sorry for you..

 
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo powder youre nose lol just kiddng

 
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thats snot good HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAH AHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAAHHA

 
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that would suck monkey butt

 
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and awesome skatergirl101 i wish i could do that ! LOVE EDWARD!

 
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u r not in twilight skatergirl101 u bitch

 
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go to profile in the right corner by ur name

 
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sry sista! HOw i change my avatar i hate this dog!

 
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xxgeegee924, I'm actually one of the background parts, people from Bella's school. though it's not a big part, I still had fun performing!

 
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skatergirl101,who do you play? and how old are you? and for the story, im sorry to hear that but you should have called the school from ur house and tell them ur sick.

 
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skatergirl101,who do you play? and how old are you? and for the story, im sorry to hear that but you should have called the school from ur house and tell them ur sick.

 
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lol!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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you so are not skaterwhat

 
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2nd comment yes

 
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sure. . .

 
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LIAR(TO THE PERSON UNDER ME

 
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thats not that bad

 
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yo thats so hilarious i love twilight! i actually am part of the movie! i got to meet edward and bella!

 
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wow first comment