2 years ago
I Blew Snot Into Her Hair
Submitted by Jeffrey (13), from Providence, RI
I once had this horrible cold that turned me into a mucus machine. Attractive, right? Anyway, I was sitting in math class one day and started to run low on tissues. I could feel a big sneeze coming on, so I did my best to make the next big blow count. I held the tissue to my nose and let it rip...only to have my snot fly in the air right into the hair of Margaret, who was sitting right in front of me! So gross. I could see the green goo dripping from her berets. She didn't notice until she scratched at the back of her head with a pencil and saw the nostril slime attached. Um, let's just say she was so snot happy! 
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O MAN! If I were her I would hate u. Even if I did have a crush on u. Which she prbly didn't. Cuz ur a FREAKKKK!
ew thats gross why couldnt u just sneeze in the inside of your elbow or ask can u go to the nurse.
ew thats gross why couldnt u just sneeze in the inside of your elbow or ask can u go to the nurse.
when my brother was little, he was in an assembly and sneezed and it shot out onto a nerdy kid's head and the boy reached back and ran out of the room, screaming.
ur nasty ew
boyd
OMFG THAT IS SOOOO NASTY I WOULD BE SO GROSSED OUT AND PISSED I WERE HER , EWWWW :|
EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW UR SO GROSS R U HOT U BETTER B U SNOTTY PIG
ewwwwwww...
geez anonymous.its just snot.u would not burn whoever it was that did that 2 u
OMG anoynymous get off the computer if all u write is grossness!
hey, you below me, im eating a pop tart. now i gotta turn it into a puke tart.
I WOULD'VE MADE U EAT THE FREAKIN SNOT AND TAKEN AN ALL DAY SHOWER AND COLLECTED ALL MY SNEEZES IN A JAM JAR AND FREAKIN MAKE YOU EAT IT ALL WHEN IT WAS LIKE FULL AND IF U GET SICK I WOULD FREAKIN THROW A FREAKIN PARTY AND IF U DIED I WOULD LIKE CELEBRATE AND FREAKIN VOLUNTEER TO BURN YOUR LIKE FREAKIN STUPID BODY MAN THATS GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jerk. it may not've been ur fault but . . . jerk.
ur a jerk!!! i would kill u if u did that 2 me freak!!
If i were her i would scream at ur face and murder u
..... I woulda murdered you if you had done that to me...
If I were her you wouldn't get a date in that town for the rest of your life!!! I would DESTROY YOU.
IF I WERE HER, I WOULD OF MADE YOU EAT THE FREAKING SNOT OUTTA MY HAIR!!! THAT IS NASTY AND I WOULDA TAKEN A 3 HOUR SHOWER
if i was her u wud b dead
ew
ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry dude
Haha nice one !! =)
zz00mmgg!! sooo embarasing,.!!
EWWEEEE!!!!!! B more carful w/ur Klennex!!
u should have been like," omg what is on ur head?" and she would have been like omg hwat happened. never knowing it was you.
um, next time get a stronger tissue
ooo that sucks by the way u spelled barrettes wrong just so u know
I f i were that girl, i would have killed you!
LOl! I was just eating a cookie and almost choked frm laughin! Good 1 mucus machine!
gross man
yuck