3 months ago

I Burned My Crush With Acid!

I have a few classes with this really hot new kid named Ted, which was super exciting. Even better? When I found out I would be his lab partner!

I totally thought that Ted would be my Edward Cullen.

I was really nervous around Ted, giggling and dropping things. Which was kinda cute, I guess... until he asked me to hand him the acid we were working with for an experiment!

Between wet hands and being all super nervous, I had no shot — I spilled it all over his hand! It burned him until he got his hand under the faucet. And even though he was okay, he was really mad!

Now whenever he sees me, he calls me Captain Klutz. Not exactly the sexiest nickname ever (but at least that fits the Bella comparison).
 
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ew. an overly obsessed twilight fan. maybe the acid isn't why he doesn't like you...

 
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that is not true

 
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ha, ha!

 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhh hhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Advice quad: if he keeps calling you that, and you see him, call him: BURNING WIMP!

 
 
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i dont know what i would do if i was called names like that im so lucky i ussualy get along with my crushes and thier not jerks

 
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thats not cool!

 
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Awww... sorry! But at least he's saying it a joking way! @)->-

 
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i agree and u should be happy cause he didnt call u queen klutz and he still talks to u sitll!kinda:/

 
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i agree w/mrs.taylorlautner88

 
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why r u using acid without wearing the proper safety gear? retard

 
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SO MADE UP! FIRST OF ALL ITS REALY UNLIKELY FOR THE TEACHERS TO RANDOMELY GIVE U ACIDS, (WITHOUT), PROTECTION, ESPECIALLY FOR UR HANDS!!!!!

 
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shes tryin to live a twilight life

 
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SO MADE UP! FIRST OF ALL ITS REALY UNLIKELY FOR THE TEACHERS TO RANDOMELY GIVE U ACIDS, (WITHOUT), PROTECTION, ESPECIALLY FOR UR HANDS!!!!!

 
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OMJ GO TO GOSIEGIRL13.WEBS.COM ITS SO COOL I LOVE IT

 
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omg! in math 2day, my crush was my partner and i couldnt talk at all! and i've danced with him b4! AAARRRRGGGHHHHHHHGH!!!!!! !

 
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wow ur like so retarded getting all nerbouse over some dude. what is it with girls these days doing stupid things over guys. doing stupid things like that shows ur weak and being weak is so not sexy. GOT CONFIDENCE?no? well get get some.

 
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Aye Aye AYE!!!!

 
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ouchiee

 
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Ouch!

 
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aye! not so good...

 
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Oh poor guy!!!!It's okay u were just nervous.I do alot of stupid stuff when Im nervous.

 
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awwwwwwww that sucks

 
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lol that really had to suck

 
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lol that really had to suck

 
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lol that must suck

 
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If u were working with acid, wouldn't you have been wearing gloves or something to protect yourself? It's required that when working with harmful chemicals in schools, that students wear safety devices such as goggles, gloves, and something over their clothing, so they don't get hurt in anyway. I'm pretty sure all states require this, because if the student were to get hurt while doing a project within the school campus, the student, or the student's parents and/or legal gardians, have the right to sue the school and the school district.

 
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This story's are FAKE? WHAT?!

 
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Poor you but Edward didn't like Bella at first eather so you have a chance

 
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have u peeps noticed that all these stories are made up? they're not true!

 
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wow poor u that sucks

 
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3rd comment oh yeah btw theres creppy noises going dee wahh

 
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aww next time u should be carefull

 
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omj! poor u !

 
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thats horrible. but yeah at least it fits the Bella thing. i hope things get better for you girly!!