9 months ago
"I Can't Date Till I'm 28!"
Sorry Twi-hards, but Taylor Lautner is off the market! But it's not what you think.
"My dad says I can't date till I'm 28," Mr. Jacob Black recently told M magazine (check out the new issue on newsstands now). "I'm definitely hoping to negotiate that one down."
Let's hope Tay's negotiating skills are up to snuff, cuz we're not sure we can wait 12 years!
What to do until then? Here are a few suggestions:
- The Twilight DVD comes out this month. Watch that. A lot.
- Dress up like Lava Girl and hope the former Shark Boy takes the bait
- Work on your karate moves. He's a black belt, so when he finally can date, you can impress him by kicking him in the stomach!
- Learn Quileute, the Native American language he speaks in Twilight. That way, you two can have intimate conversations when the time finally comes! Tell THAT to whoever makes fun of you for speaking Quileute.
Fan the Twilight Facebook Page!
And check out TwilightGuide.com!
AWWWW! I hope he CAN negotiate it down! LOL <3
ill wait
awwwww. i guess i can wait:(
hey it's taylor lautner here im useing hctodd's accont and id just like to say that i lied i have been dateing and as of right now im not even a virgin anymore
hey im still here making love to taylor lautner and let me tell you hes got a grate package! (if u know what i mean)! 0
okay im sorry i lied im not 7 im 12 and i swear on gods life that every thing ive said is true
F A K E. he just doesnt wanna admit that hes dating Selena Gomez or Victoria Justice. No FATHER says that their SON can't date until 28! Ridcioulis! Thats what fathers tell the DAUGHTERS. I got some news for you 4tnz why dont you find out if hes secrelty a GIRL?!?!?!
that totally sucks but in 12 yrs ill be 24 so it wont really matter
pattinson.girl, ur a big evil gurl and if u hate him do not go 2 his sites or his pages! leave the sexy man alone
pattinson.girl, ur a big evil gurl and if u hate him do not go 2 his sites or his pages! leave the sexy man alone
Fanpire11, ur so stupid if u hate TAYLOR LAUTNER than do not go 2 his site or pages!!! just leave the cutie alone!!
hctodd if ur 7 how could u have big boobs plus why would he like a 7 year old that is plain creepy.
well that totally sucks......
you can be 20 year younger than you wife/husband my 'rents are 18 years apart
i have to keep telling myself...illegal, illegal, illegal. :(
and besids hes in love with my big boobs
its true just ask him and im not pathetic im a 7 year old with a dream so dont crush it
i may be 10 but he is FINE!!!!!!!!!!! if only i were a few yrs older!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would 'def wait for him!!!
wow he can't date till he's 28. my parnets said i can date at the grade 7th or 8th grade. i think his dad i think taylors dad is being un fair!!! sorry to say it!! by: team taylor
even if it was true, i would wait 4 him!!!!!
hctodd, you're such a retarded liar...think people will beleive you?
its okay! i can wait for him! lol = P
can anybody tell me where to get a lava girl costume?
uh u wish, hctodd. ur pathetic
this is just a rumor.i watched this interview on ET and he said that this was a rumor.
DANCER@HEART! NO! U R SOOOOOO STUPID! just no...
that's ok. wolves don't age. he'll waite for me.
he should date selena gomez or mileycyrus !~!
i love him sooo much!!! he WILL be mine!!
omg tht sux i luv him<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 times like a billiion
well that sucks :(
wooooow. i can't believe he's only 16. he looks so much older, like 18 or 19. he's cute. poor him, not dating til 28... you should be MARRIED by then,or at least have a serious relationship with someone.
thats just a joke. i promise. lol
What a hottie <33 he dated Selena though... DX
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW TAYLOR SOOOOOO UGLY!!!!!.... Now that Robert Pattinson... Hes a keeper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
thats a silly rumor ! even HE admitted it!
what a liar. he was dating selena just 2 months ago.
ahhh.... ur really hot and im want ing u now!!!! hehehehe...
ahhh.... ur really hot and im want ing u now!!!! hehehehe...
taylor u r ugly!!!!!
thats like sooo strict man!
omigod he is sooooo sexy hott
haha lava girl
don't worry taytlor by then we will be able to leagally get married =)
I WILL WAIT FOR YOU BABY...SAME HERE..OH AND THAT BIG HEAD SELENA AINT DATING MY MAN.......
oh yeah then y r u dating big head selena
im not allow 2 date til im 18 poor taylor(he should secretly date like i do.HA!sneaky.)
OMG FUNNY! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and prest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! It's so weird!
Lordy Jesus!help dese ppl!