2 years ago

I Clogged My Crush's Toilet

A few weeks ago, I was over at my crush Craig's house eating chips and chocolate while watching a movie. Things were going pretty well — until I felt all that junk food catch up with me.

I went to the bathroom to, um, go Number Two, but when I went to flush, I saw the water slowly rising up! Panicked, I grabbed the nearest towels and tried to soak up the filthy overflowing toilet liquid, but it didn't do much good.

Soon, the bathroom was a wet, stinky swamp...and, of course, that's when Craig and his mom burst in!

Turns out, I had used his parents fancy bath towels to wipe up all the water, not to mention all the gross pieces of poop floating all over the place. Let's just say I haven't received a return invite to Craig's place since my turdy deed.

 
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oooohhh tht stink sooo srry

 
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ok that is why i only go number 2 at my house or in a hotel room if we are on vacay. just hold it in. and if you really have to go just say you were going to get some snacks or you forgot something by youre shoes then take a while to 'find' it. at that time you may use the bathroom. and if you do clog the toilet then either just leave it, then they will think it was someone else, or look for the nearest plunger. good luck!

 
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i would be soooo embarrased though too!

 
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wow! Don't worry, he will probably get over it and invite you to his house... you know?

 
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I would die of embarrassment

 
 
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I would die of embarrassment

 
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Omg i am so sorry

 
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OMG i am so sorry

 
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im sorry that happened to you, you should confront him. even if our embarresed. tell him your sorry. better yet if you really like the guy buy some new fancy towels and give it to him in apology

 
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thats embarrasing ewwwwwwwwww!!! soo dry didn't get a invite back to there house

 
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awee-i feel for ya- that happened to me at my friends house!

 
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that sucks!! i wouldve been extremely eembarrased have u talked to him since??

 
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very nice of u to share that. poor craig...

 
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ha,ha, thats funny but alo sucks tathappened to u especiall at ur crushes house.

 
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this is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd!

 
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i feel really bad and the is so gross

 
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that gross and terriable

 
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THAT IS SO TERRIBLE!!!

 
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read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

 
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read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

 
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that sux wow i dont know wat i would have done thats a bad situation maybe u should just stick to popcorn ???

 
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very very wearid???????

 
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very very weaird?????????

 
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lol!!!!!!!!!

 
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who cares is they were GOOD towels u were supposed to let the place get really messed up while u looked for BAD towels?

 
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so what is they were 'good' towels? u were just supposed to let nasty toilet water keep flooding the place while u searched for 'bad' ones?

 
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OMG!!!! I feel sooooo horrible 44 yaa !!!! :( u mustuv been sooo embarssed !!! :O i wud DIE if that happends 22 mee !!!! srryy :((

 
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I FEEL SOOO BAD FOR YOU!If i did that at my crush's house, (Dane) I think i would die from embarrisment or something. SORRY!

 
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OMJJ!!! tht stinx no pun intended. ps so what if they were good towels? u wer just suppossed 2 let poop keep running on the floor while u serched 4 bad towels? gosh

 
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OMJJ!!! tht stinx no pun intended. ps so what if they were good towels? u wer just suppossed 2 let poop keep running on the floor while u serched 4 bad towels? gosh

 
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that always happens to me i start to panic when the water rises up!

 
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lol...tbfu...!!...!!.

 
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just as soon it was starting to rise run out and saying like what the heck whe it starts to leak under the door or something

 
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I would say it was his mom

 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. A WESOME!

 
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that is sooooo emberising!! LOL

 
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if i was craig i probally wouldve thrown up right there

 
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awwwww!

 
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aww im srry thts horrible!

 
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dude ewwwwwwwww. thats dusgusting but i feel srry 4 u

 
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haha

 
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Ew. But funny. Pretty much nasty. Effing ew.

 
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its alright it'll blow over eventually

 
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Aww that's funny sry

 
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JINA THATS FUNNY BUT NASYTY AT THE SAME NIE PIC IS THAT U WELL MY MA SAIS THATS NASSSSTY WELL GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CRUSH BYE LOVE HONEY NUT

 
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thats triflin lol im not lettin chicks use my bathroom anymore

 
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ew im eating

 
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EWW! thats nasttyy!

 
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aaw

 
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gross!

 
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