1 year ago

I Coughed Mucus All Over Him!

A few weeks ago, this really cute guy named James asked me to go out for ice cream with him. So cool, right?

Problem was, I had a REALLY bad cold: runny nose, watery eyes, phlegm in my throat...it was so gross!

Still, I didn't want to disappoint James, so I decided to suck it up, try and look the best I could and go on the date.

While we were at Dairy Queen, I kept excusing myself to blow my nose and cough out some phlegm (yes, I know: ew).

The ice cream just made it worse, and at one point, I just tried to cough out all the mucus I could. Bad idea!

I coughed so hard, that big wad of gross green slime leapt out of my throat and onto James' bright white shirt!

It was so nasty, that I didn't even know what to say. James just gave me a look of total disgust, and all I could do was apologize.

I wiped my slime wad from his shirt with some napkins (he has really strong pecs!), but he cut the date short soon after that.

When he dropped me off later, all he said was, “You know I wouldn’t have cared if you had to reschedule the date, so next time you don’t have to come out when you're all sick and hawking up stuff.”

I was totally embarrassed. But he DID say, "next time." Will there even BE a next time, or is my brain the one that's all stuffed up now?

 
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ALL YOU can do is apoligize and wait. and its noot like he never had a cold before

 
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idk aabou that one.boys speak a completely different language but mayb. He let clean him up so im sure he likes u.

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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agree wit jbroxmysox

 
 
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I don't really think he'll ask you out again. I know you couldn't help it, but he was probably totally disgusted. I think you should have rescheduled the date so you could get some time to feel better.

 
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sorry

 
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you should of just told him you were sick its better in your nose then on his shirt

 
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aw.

 
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You should've stayed home.

 
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he sound nice

 
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mollywood123. that isn't really him............. i think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he will def give you another chance, or at least ha SHOULD

 
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he is cutea

 
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at least he said next time

 
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I dont think he cares... I think it was one of those moments where we was like mad.. then later on when he gets home we would be like 'why did i say that? its just that she got stuff on me,' i think you're good good good good to go :)

 
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well he did say ''You know I wouldn’t have cared if you had to reschedule the date, so next time you don’t have to come out when you're all sick and hawking up stuff.” so maybe he doesnt care....idk

 
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he would of understood this whole thing could of been avoided

 
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eww

 
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Wow I'd be soooo embarrassed!

 
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sounds like he understands

 
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u should have called hed understand! :)

 
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there will be a next time

 
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there will prob be a next time. he understants how sick u were.

 
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ewww i gagged hahah snot always makes me gag. espacially my own...

 
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If he said next time then that prob means yes there will be a next time

 
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don't push ur self.he would have understood.So good luck next time!

 
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that was kinda sweet of him. think ahead next time. i hope that doesn't happen to, because i also know a cute guy named james. but he has a crush on my cousin!

 
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Tht was kinda mean of him to say. If he really liked you he would have laughed and blew it off totally.

 
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That is so gross I fell so bad but u should have reschedule not ride it out

 
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ewwwwwwww

 
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you ae kinda cool

 
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that was mean of james to say that you should've skipped the date! its not your fault. a REAL good bf would laugh and b nice about it..but maybe ther wil b a next time..who knows?

 
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that is disgusting

 
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he's right, u should've rescheduled.

 
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eww thats gross...srry to hear...hope it goes good next time..if there is a next time!

 
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what was that all about? iwink100??

 
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hey guys out there. if the guy or girl asks you something to do something that makes you uncomfertable or you feel like that just suggest something else or do it an other time and if they say no that means they don't care for you and why like someone who doesn't care for you? think about that?

 
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Don't worry. If he says next time he probably means it! It sounds like he didn't care too much anyway. I say go for it and reschedule!

 
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wow!!! ithink there will be a next time!!! :)

 
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sounds like hes just trying say that hes giving you another shot, but if you have to reschedule, RESCHEDULE!

 
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uhhhhh i dont really think he meant next time but go ahead and try to ask him out!!!

 
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thers gonna be a next time

 
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Wow at least he didn't dump u!

 
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if he said next time then there will be a next time hun. lol strong pecs

 
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yea there will def!! be a nextt time he didnt seen to mind

 
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he didn't seem to care so there will be a next time!

 
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that is sooo nasty but on the NEXT date dont be sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Just say that you were nawt feelin very good and it would be reely cool if we could get together again.(try nawt to bring up "last time")

 
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well, he did come out and say he wouldn't have cared if you reschedule!

 
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