1 year ago

I Cut Her Lip With My Metal Mouth!

A few weeks ago, I went out with this super cute girl named Rayna.

The date was going awesome, so I figured when I walked her home, I would go in for a kiss.

Problem was, I had never kissed anyone before. Plus, I had braces, which are always such a pain.

When we finally said goodnight, I told myself, "Don't be a wuss, Doug, just go for it."

Then, I closed my eyes and moved my face close to hers...but just as our mouths touched, my braces got caught on her bottom lip.

She pulled away...and that's when I noticed her lip was totally bleeding. Arggh!

I tried to say sorry, but the mood was already ruined and she just went inside to get a Band Aid.

So much for my big romantic first kiss. I knew I should have braced myself for disappointment! : (

 
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aww don't say that u will have a nother big romantic kiss that just wasn't ur night

 
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anonymous u r an idiot u cant just take ur braces of when ever u want they r concreted to ur teeth only ur orthodontist can take them off

 
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SO SORRY U DIDNT GET UR KISS TAKE UR BRACES OFF SO U CAN HAVE UR 1ST KISS

 
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She went 2 get a band-aid for her lip??? Thank gawd u didn't kiss someone who wears band-aids on there lips. lolol.

 
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Wow,dude that sucks. I would've said "It's ok Doug,i'll see u later." At least u didn't taste her blood.Anonymous 4 down:Your acting like a biter hag from hell.

 
 
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wow. man, i feel sorry fro you.. kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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wow. man, i feel sorry fro you.. kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x

 
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i have braces, and tht neva happend to me..

 
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what the heck she needed a band aid for her bottom lips:) AKWARD

 
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WTfudge she was getting a band aid for her lip?!

 
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WTH was she getting a Band Aid 4 her lip??

 
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aww that sucks.. i hav braces 2.. thx 4 the warning thou:-)

 
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thats soo sad. how much did you like her?

 
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ha !

 
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I feel so bad 4 u that must suck

 
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thats messed up i would of hated u 4 that but i had a crush on this guy who has brasce!!!! he is a jerk!!!

 
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i have braces and i'm 10.

 
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AWW! You poor thing =(

 
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hi doug...its rayna again. listen, im really sorry about how obnoxious i was. i really want to makeout with you badly. i dont even care if i get a million cuts on my mouth from your braces. lets hold the world record for longest kiss together! (please forgive me for my earlier message!)

 
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LOL i have brace they arnt the best thing

 
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lol, i have braces too

 
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=( is right. u did wat u could. things don't always work out perfect. u should probaly get those train tracks removed, cuz that may not be the last of ur romantic smooches.

 
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My first kiss was amazing but it ended up badly.

 
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wow, i feel 4 you dude

 
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first kisses usually go wrong but for a very few people they dont. when u have more experience and if it didnt work out with that girl she mite wish she was still with you if ur good :P XP

 
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Braces don't really do that on h te first little prick on hte lips. Talk about LYING!!!

 
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WOW

 
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THAT WAS TERRIBLE IM GLAD I DONT HAVE BRACETS! LOL!

 
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awwww im srry

 
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OMG! WHO THE HECK CUTS A LIP ON THEIR FIRST KISS! WITH A CUTE GIRL!!!:~

 
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that happens to alot of people.....dont worry about itt......if cant get ova that then she prob dont like u! sorryy....try a new or diff girl!

 
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omg is that ur real picture too? if it is anything like u id be happy i even had her 4 that long!!!!!!

 
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Ehh my boyfriend Matt has braces and he has cut me with them more the twice. If she really liked yewe she would get over the fact that it happend and laughed if off.

 
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doug oh my gosh that hurt soooooo bad. this is rayna and im superly mad at you if you didnt know that. yes you di brace yourself for disappoinment you nonkissing loser

 
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that suskses

 
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hehe.... that sucks. im 13 and i wood of got my first kiss two weeks ago but i chickened out && stood him up. atleast you had enough guts to try =].

 
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wow that really sucks

 
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ok that sucks, but how do u put a band aid on ur lip? seriously..

 
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dont worry im 14 and i havnt had mi frist kiss yet :(

 
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ur a retard and so is ur gurl, who puts band aids on their lips?

 
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OUCH..I KNO DATZ GOTTA HURT..I HAV BRACES MYSELF..BUT I NEVA CUT NE1 WIT DEM

 
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stpdgit

 
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thats bull because you cant put a bandaid on your lip

 
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omg my friends cousin's boyfriend and her kissed and their braces got stuck together~ BTW (by the way) how do you put a band-aid in your mouth?

 
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I had my 1st kiss in pre_school and she had a toy retainer (idk why) and when she had it we kissed and her mouth didn't cut mine so don't be a wimp.

 
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uhhh dude i had my first kiss when i was 11..... and who gets their braces stuck in someone's lips? and btw how the hell are you gonna put a band-aid on your mouth? then u can't talk and all that.... it sounds like ur both stupid

 
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ur 15 and u havnt kissed a girl?! wow i made out with a girl last year and i wus 12

 
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Aw man

 
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wow..

 
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first kiss? 15?

 
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