2 years ago

I Drank A Bowl Full of Sea Monkeys

It was a rainy, boring afternoon and my buddy Carl and I were just sitting around. We went into the kitchen and started challenging each other to eat weird stuff. You know, like mustard-covered apples and things like that. Then, he dared me to drink my sister’s sea monkeys.

Boy did that water look murky! But I drank it down, and then filled the container back up with water and hoped my sister wouldn’t notice that her microscopic pets were gone.

She didn't, but everybody noticed when I was puking my brains out in the bathroom later on! I now can't even look at monkeys, land or sea.

 
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wow i dont know what they are but u+drinking them=bring on the throw-up! lol

 
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Um.....you can get really sick from drinking that...

 
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I WANT SEA MONKEY

 
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ya i agree

 
 
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that was REALLY REALLY REALLy stupid, r u like, brain-dead?? you could have gotten realy sick!

 
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wow you must be really cute or something cause only ugly people are smart enough not to do that!!!..lol and how could you kill all those precious sea monkeys!!!

 
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his is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd

 
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You Idiot!!!

 
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DUMB IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

 
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STOP WITH THE CHAIN MAILS!!!! ITS REALLY PISSING ALOT OF US OFF!!!!! WE WILL REPOST YOU IF YOU DONT STOP!!!!!!!! THE STUPID THINGS DONT WORK SO STOP!!!

 
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nice dude!! props to that but maybe sumthing not living..

 
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ewww wow ur coool jks utr acuallly not :D but i ammm :D

 
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sea monkeys are just brine shrimp, they're definitely edible. although what you drank was a mixture of brine shrimp, water and brine shrimp feces (quite alot of it it seems given the quality of water). =)

 
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omg, there are such things as sea monkeys?! :]

 
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2 words: Wow Stupid

 
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idiot!

 
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Ugh... EEEEWWW!!! I've had Sea monkeys before but I was impatient and killed them...

 
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oh wow ur stupid

 
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at least u didnt drink dog poo!

 
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thats just gross

 
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1 cover your mouth with your hand 2 make a wish into it 3 close your hand {make it into a fist} 4 hold your fist to your heart for 5 seconds 5 send dis to 3 more videos 6 tomorrow will be your best day ever SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 9:10 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH Send To 3 vids

 
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i felt like i was going to puke! WHO WOULD B DUMB ENOUGH 2 DO THAT?!? OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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Freeky!

 
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that was so0o00o0o0o stuipd!!!!!!!!!!

 
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U must be SOOOOOOO fun to play dares with!!!!

 
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That is so freakin gross

 
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wow talk about embarrasment

 
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HAHAHAAHA THAT IS AWESOME DUDE

 
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GROSS!!!!! HOW STUPID DO U HAVE 2 BE TO DRINK FREAKIN SEA MONKEYS????!!!!!!

 
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GROSS!!!!! HOW STUPID DO U HAVE 2 BE TO DRINK FREAKIN SEA MONKEYS????!!!!!!

 
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****wow ur the smartest person ive ever met***

 
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wow *ur pretty smart*

 
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what are sea monkeys? (plz no one call me stupid for not knowing)

 
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eeeeewwwwwww there is no way i would do that

 
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Nastyyyy. I stopped believing the sea monkeys were real after they didnt grow for a very long time. :(

 
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wow that is interesting!!!!!! i cant blive people well actualy do that

 
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dude ur stupid! btw what are sea monkeys and how can u get them?

 
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y would u do that u can get salmonela or another disese and get sick or even die

 
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lol. i would have blarfed too

 
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lol ! i would have done the same thing !but pretty gross!

 
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So gross!!! Go get a life!!!

 
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How is it embarassing when ur in ur own home???

 
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omg wats rong w\ u!!

 
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You are stupid those things feed on algea!!!! She puts that in there and you could have gotten E-coli or Food poisening!!!!!

 
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that is so nasty sicko get a doctors help

 
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STUPID

 
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STUPID

 
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EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWW!SICKO!!

 
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