1 year ago
I Farted On My Crush!
Submitted by Damian (16), from Charlotte, NC
Last week, my crush Cassie and I were hanging out in the park when it started pouring.
She was worried about getting her favorite shoes wet, so I offered to give her a piggy back ride. Romantic, right?
Problem was, I had been feeling super gassy all day, and as we were running towards the car, I let out the biggest fart ever!
It was one of those toots that I would tell my guy friends about, because it was so ridiculously loud and gnarly. I know: Ew!
Cassie was still on my back when I let it rip, too, so she caught the stink bomb dead on and instantly hopped off me.
Let's just say the rest of the date was kinda awkward. Cassie could barely look me in the eye...and I was desperate for a bathroom so I could let out all the gas.
I wanted to score points for the piggy back ride, but now she just thinks I'm a pig! (Oink, oink.)
toots lol. and if it was raining then the shoes woulda gotten wet anyway
toots lol. and if it was raining then the shoes woulda gotten wet anyway
eww..i would have been grossed out 2..but it was still a sweet thought lol
LOL
vcmhmhghggchfg!!!!!!!!
I agree with star08fire she should have just ignored it i would
WAT THE F**K!!!!!!! ANYNOYMOUS 10 DOWN FROM ME!!!!!!!!!! THATS DISGUSTING!!!!! WHO WOULD DO THAT????!!!! HOW IS UR SIS UR WIFE!!!! AND IF UR ALREADY MARRIED THAN Y R U ON THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!! PERVERT ALERT!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! THATS NASTY!!!! STALKER!!!!!
lol sorry cant help it
wwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooo owwwwwwwwwwww
well she should just ignore it. i mean everyone farts right? im the kinda girl who dosent mind that thing.
i agree with pattinsonlautne..., and how can edna be ur wife and ur sister unless they have the same name
anonymous 5 down from me that's disguisting
kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x
kissing game dont worry dis isnt scary hold you breath copy and past dis add this 2 1 story if you can hold ur breath ur a good kisser . . x
Wow, I didnt think ANYONE would have the guts to do that!!! You must be proud
eww what the he*l did you freaken eat
Whaddya do that for? Ya shoulda farted right in her mouth and forced her to inhale it like I did my wife/sister Edna.
That iz discusting you need to see a doctor and i would`ve dumped u!!! stinker
lol sorry but that is funny!!
lol sorry but that is funny!!
lol sorry but that is funny!!
LOSER!!!!!!!!! lol
LOSER!!!!!!!!! lol
LOSER!!!!!!!!! lol
not too bad!
not too bad!
LOL if i waas cassie I would crack up I know ity is digusting but I would have laughed my head off I always do
sorry!
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OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and rest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and rest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and rest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and rest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!
OMG! This is a true thing that happens! Its not a chain letter! It's kinda scary at first but it really works!! Paste this message into 3 comments and rest ALT F1 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!!
ok?
aweee that REALLY sucks for youuu ! :|
YAH i guess the oinks on you or the toot which ever one is more embarrising 4 u
I wouldn't have cared. Everybody does it.
but it was raining still so her shoes woulda gotten wet anyway
that is soooooooooooooo gross talk about gas!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow gross i would of been so0o0 pissed of!!
OMG!! My name is Cassie, too!!
ROFL! That's kinda funny.Oh, and the picture is hilarious!
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OK that is kinda nasty
HOW DIS THATS SO GROSS AND WELL CUTE ITS OKY I WILL LOOK AT HIS EYES I DONT THINK THATS DIS BUT COME ON EVERYBODY DOSEIT ONCE IN A WHILE:{
eeesh thas harsh if i were her i would never even talk 2 u again!!! i dont even think piggy-back rides are romantic!
don't feel bad i mean god if she was so grossed out she was just being dumb
hey, relax, at least ur not a girl!
don't worry she should get over it with my faimily I fart worse than my dad sometimes and I'm a girl