6 months ago
I Farted In My Crush's Face!
Submitted by Deanna (15), from Pinebrush, AR
A few days ago, I saw my math class crush Sam in the cafeteria. I went over to talk to him.He was super nice, and offered me up some of his mom's homemade chili. It looked nasty, but I didn't want to insult his mom, so I had to try it.
Yep, it was nasty alright! I instantly felt sick, and by the time I got to math class, my stomach was really in bad shape.
I sat down next to Sam and tried to play it cool. But when I bent over to get a pen, I couldn't hold it anymore – I totally ripped a giant fart, basically right in his face. PFFFFTTTT!!!
Sam was disgusted, and the whole class cracked up. Total stinker.
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ok first of all i would have NOT tried the chili i would just say oh no thx i filled up on lunch today then i would walk away then u never would have FARTED
lol that soooo embarrassing sarry to be you!?!?
wtf!ir it looked nasty its gonna taste nasty
wtf!ir it looked nasty its gonna taste nasty
wtf!ir it looked nasty its gonna taste nasty
see thats why we shouldent fart but unfortenetly the gases in ur body have to go out somehow cuz if they dont your insides would blow up.
that's nasty. i woulda justsed no thank you in the first place. and you should've went to the bathroom if you could tell your stomach wasn't too good.
YOU ARE SO DUMB!
that's just dumb!
next time just tell him you dont want any but by the looks of things you want get asked 'will you like some chili' anymore
i feel bad for you but nasty
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
idk if i would hav tried it or not but probably NOT!!! i would say i was already full!
OMG! that suks! I have a crush on a guy named Sam, too. He knows I like him so we barely talk.... :(. LOLZ!
i wouldnt care if he was my crush or not i would say that i was not hungry
soory put that so many times my cp wasn't working:(
never eat really gross food!!!!
never eat really gross food!!!!
never eat really gross food!!!!
In a way, that girl in the picture reminds me of Kristen Stewart....
Don't eat anything that looks like that. thats embarassing.
dont eat gross food again or go to the br b4 class
LOL WATCH WAT U R DOING
dont eat something that looks bad ok! ok!
next time make sure if u have echili go to the bathroom before u go to math class so he doesn't think ur a total idiot for doing it AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!
Ugh!
you could have just said no thanks if he really liked you he would have under stood next time go with you gut and don't try something that does not look good
Burned the whole school down that would of been funnay.
maryuhh, it looks nothing like kristen stewart
wtf
wtf
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wtf
Atleast u didnt burn his hair off
that is so nasty i would of hid somewere as quick as possible i would be embarresed..
wat the f!#k . u r so stupid 4 eating the chili. if it lok nasty dont eat it becase it might b nasty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! u dum bi!#h= bitch
u shud have just said no thx im full of ______. [___=wat was 4 lunch
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.
wow thats really emmbarasing i would die if that happened to me
Next time, say no.
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.
hahahaha yeaaa shee doess( but that isnt good for her reputation!)
haha youre right maryuhhh .. she relly does look like kristen stewart !
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK.
should have said no thanks i just ate, genius
Is it just me or does the girl in the picture look like kristen stewart?
bellacullen5432 are you posting that everywhere? seriously i dnt wanna be a B**** but no one really cares
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