1 year ago
I Farted In My Crush's Lap!
Submitted by Kelly (16), from Gorham, ME
A couple of weeks ago, I was at a BBQ at my friend's Lisa's house. I was so psyched, because she also invited my #1 crush of all time, Nate, over!
While the guys sat around, my friends got a game of Truth or Dare going. And since everyone there knew I was crushin' on Nate, Lisa dared me to go over and sit on his lap.
If I didn’t do it, Lisa said she'd go over and tell Nate I was in love with him. So what choice did I have?
Slight problem, though — I had really bad gas from all the barbeque...
But I didn't want to back down from the challenge. So I clenched my butt cheeks as much as I could to prevent the gas leak...and then sat on Nate's lap.
Nate thought it was totally hilarious that I just crashed on his lap without warning, and we both started laughing. But I laughed so hard, that I let one rip!
It wasn’t a huge fart, but it was big enough for Nate to feel it on his leg. Plus, it was STANKY!
“Nice one,” Nate announced to everyone. I walked away totally red in the face, while all my friends just cracked up. Now my name is "Smelly Kelly."
Ugh! Is there ANY chance in the world Nate will ever speak to me after my dare went PFFFFTTTTT?
i love crushes
Nate who??? What is your name where are you from???
lol i don't know but girl never eat bbq again if that happends
lolz!!! maybe..
that would totally suck
lolz!!! i would have my friend said i luved him.did it b-4.he just smiled and blushed.:D
wowow thats sux
wowow thats sux
ooooo...... i feel bad for u.
Hahahah. That's Halarious.
lol that sux 4 u kelly!
He didn't seem grossed out...thats a plus
yeah just dont sit on his lap LOL
yeah just dont sit on his lap LOL
wild i would still seat on his lip atfer pffff on him
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he might talk 2 u again u never noe eh??
loooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooool
should i be scared that the girl in the pic looks like my MOM?
he dident seem to care that much.. luckily
can people plz stop putting those chains on? don't send them nd nothing will happen...u wil b amazed!
nope no chance at all your doomed god dummy of course you have a chance he laughed about it so he wasn't totally mad
Doesn't every body hate those chain letter emails everybody puts on here
Ugh this reminds me that these to realyy girly girls say THEYVE NEVER FARTED EVER! I MEAN FREKING COME ON! Everyone farts! And i feel so bad for you!
Wow ur a really bad screw up no nate will think ur stupid and never talk to u again
I feel so bad for you. Since he made a joke, he might not care that much.
omg like they've never farted 4 in their lives? and its not good to hold em in
i no wat ur talkin bout i have embarressed myself in front of my crush be4 too
yess he totally will if not u dont want him
yess he totally will if not u dont want him
yess he totally will if not u dont want him
yess he totally will if not u dont want him
yess he totally will if not u dont want him
awww poor u!
wow lolz!!!!!
Ugh!
haha. aww but i feel for you girl!
hahaha!!!!i fell reallt bad 4 u girl...i kno how it to embarasse yourself in front of your crush...lol
hahaha!!!!i fell reallt bad 4 u girl...i kno how it to embarasse yourself in front of your crush...lol
OMG! That must suck! I had gas 2day
lol haha i feel bad for u (LAUGH)
Whoa.
guys stop calling her names everyone farts its not her fault give her a break gosh.
LOL! LAY OFF THE BEANS!
HAHA LOL
too bad
Everyone farts,but on your crushes lap..... ewwww!!!That must suck for you
That SUCKSSS!!!! DDDDDD: Haha
help
i think that he will talk to you again because it was an accident. plus, every one farts..