1 year ago
I Farted On My Date!
OMG, this is REALLY embarrassing to admit, but when I get nervous, sometimes I spring a gas leak. That’s exactly what happened when I went out to lunch with this GORGEOUS guy from school. I didn’t even eat any beans, I swear!
But as soon as my crush talked to me, I let one rip...and he totally heard it. Ugh!
NOW what do I do? Make a joke out of it when I see him in school? Carry around Pepto Bismol wherever I go?
Need help now plz! (Just thinking about it makes my stomach rumble…uh oh.)
— Penny, 14, Tuscon, AZ
Don’t worry, Penny! A little toot every now and then happens to the best of us! (And we DID eat beans for lunch. Oops.)
But if your crush is REALLY a nice guy, he’ll totally let it go (no pun intended)…so you should show it doesn’t bother you either!
Maybe hand him a gas mask the next time you go out as a joke?
What do YOU guys think? Should Penny poke fun at her own farting prob? Hey, we all do it!
Penny, you should poke fun at your own farting problem.
if i were her id fart again a couple of times so he gets used to the smell and then he may love the smell so much he kisses my ass
TRUE STORY !OMG! my uncle moved in with my aunt recently , and she has this little dog. the dog occasionally gets nervous farts and she was scared to be in the new house. when my uncle got home from work, he walked into the room and puked EVERYWHERE! it turns out she had nervous farts and my uncle has a weak stomack lol!
TOP SECRET CONFESSION- i blamed my friend for breaking the muse message board, twitter and musewiki when the truth is every muse fan including me did oops!
dont worry penny just shake it off and if it is a loud one the make other noises that sounded like it
im from az
thats embarissing
I would just chat him up the next time u see him. If hes truly nice he wont bring it up
it's true it can happen to anyone, but the thing is that if your bf is the big pop star in your school that's one reason to worry. unless he is totally cool with it, then just forget it all ever happened. good luck with him!
it's true it can happen to anyone, but the thing is that if your bf is the big pop star in your school that's one reason to worry. unless he is totally cool with it, then just forget it all ever happened. good luck with him!
I think she should steer clear of that guy unless he's a nice guy but if he's just a normal guy then i would just try and avoid him!
i had a hiccup today in class and everyone thought it was a burp and all stared at me i couldn't stop laughing but at the same time embarrassed
its ok people. let it out. (no pun intended)
Ask him if he heard a frog when u went out and if he doesnt laugh say u got it of the internet
ha ha
say' was that a dog, god people need to keep these animals on leasehs not in resteraunts!" loloollol
ew its considered beutiful?
ew its considered beutiful?
Its ok! Everyone passes a little gas sometimes. Passing gas is actually considered beautiful in china! I know... weird right? Just say to him that you felt a little gassy that day. If he's worth it, he will totally understand!
yuckyy!
hello i mean like it was fate stuff happens for a reson so no matter wat keep a handy smile it will always help i mean if he stays away just laugh and belive it was fates way of helping u i just want to help so fate thx for helping this girl
u should totally make fun of it
make a joke out of it
hey don't sweat it. it's not like if ur the only person in the world tat lets out gas, besides if he doesn't let it go and tells u somethin then tat means he's not worth ur time
oooh! its ok! lots of NICE guys out there couldn't care less
If he's nice i think he'll forget it and if he's mean he better beware
I woulden't want to bring a woppie cousien to class and blow it off then you would go to the office and you woulden't have eany friends because they will think you are very nasty.
thats really bad but thats okay you'll get over it and if hes nice he'll forget about it to!!!!
i feel bad for u
u sud have sed it was him who did it like this "u farted " and then he will think it was him or mayb not .......anyways i mean every 1 farts even chris brown .....oh yeah that felt good lol ( no fart intened )well good luck
EEEEEEEEEEEEEW! YOUR STOMACH RUMBLED, PENNY? well mine did too
i like lg2527 comment or maybe just let it go and not talk to him fer like a week then start talking again
oh my god! i feel so sorry for you
if i fart in front someone, i'll laugh and they'll laugh with me or i'll be lyke "hey i thought burps only come out ur mouth not ur butt" and then we'll laugh
the whole class heard me when i farted... it waz dead quiet and i just let one rip but ppl just thought it waz funny i laughed along 2
get a whoppie cushion and let one rip, then just tell him u do that as a joke to ppl.
ok thats a tough one but just say that your stomach was feeling bad and you normally dont do that. and try to get this medicine called beno it works!!
um i through one in the WHOLE class! and hey the whole class is more embarissing and you'll find other guys in ur life :)
Crack a joke about it next time you see him.
I Too agree with 4tnz
yeah if he really likes u he wont care and it wont matter.
yea 2 comment and i totally agree with 4tnz!!!
1st comment o yea and i agree with 4tnz if he really likes u he wont care