2 years ago
I Farted Right In Her Face
Submitted by Randy (15), from Cleveland, OH
One Saturday, I went to this party where there were a whole bunch of cute girls from my school. So when someone suggested we all play a game of Twister, I was like, "Sweet!" What better way to show off my smooth skills? Of course, eating a whole bowl of bean dip probably wasn't the brightest move. Soon, I had contorted my body into a pretzel with my butt right in the face of a hottie named Janine.
I was so focused on not falling over, that I couldn't really hold back a big, fat fart that was on its way down the pike. PFFFT!!!
Everybody heard it (and smelled it) as Janine fell over laughing. I was so humilated. From that moment on, my nickname was "The Twister Tooter."
yuck... that.is.so.gross.
I'm a girl!!!! Good bye!!!
They set you up with that bean dip!
its not that it gorss, but that he did it in her face!
OMG! I don't get it why everyone thinks it's so gross that you fart. I mean give him a break.
ya, at a party never eat something that makes you fart. whoopty-doo. you farted everybody does. they just need to accept the fact that people fart. they need to get over themselves. don't worry though, teenagers attention spans are like a 2 year olds attention spans. next shiny object that flashes has their full undivided attention. just wait for something else to happen, the people who don't forget are usually the most unmature.
U SHOULD HAVE NEVER HAD ATE THOSE BEANS
so sorry 2 say this that is funny but i feel sorr y 4 you
at least she laughed insted of getting all disgusted
lmao! im soooo sorry but thats too funny! at least ur crush didnt think it was too nasty! lol
tell her it was a joke
tell her it was a joke
OMG IM SO SORRY.I HOPE U CAN GAIN COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT AND TRY NOT TO FART ON HER AGAIN
nive twister tooter lol kewl nice name and the suxs for you lol
That REALLY sux ! haha . Hope you'll get over it .
u blew it twister tooter
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! !!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! SUX 4 U!!!!!!!!!
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Janine was kewl with it. u should still go for her, in my opinion.
in every story people eat beans!!!it drives me crazy i think some people are faking it!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I am disgusted with that. well, we can all be happy that we are not you or Janine!!!!!!!
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww I am disgusted with that. well, we can all be happy that we are not you or Janine!!!!!!!
or person 4 spaces below me: Beans beans good 4 the hart. the more u eat, the more u fart!
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YOUR AN IDIOT Y WOULD U EAT BEANS!!!!!!! YOU KNOW TEHTE SAYING BEANS EBANS THE MAGICAL FRUIT THE MORE U EAT THHE MORE U TOOT:)HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
the twister tooter( more like stupid ) and eatins bean dip b4 playing twister ( so............ stupid too.) is retarded
ohhhhhhhh um wow.... why would you eat a bunch of bean dip b4 playing twister and that nickname is so dorky
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thats sooo disgusting if i was that girl i def wouldnt have been laughing...you got lucky
i agree with niksteria.
rofl i'm sorry but thats so hilarious! terribly embarrassing 4 u, yeah, but i hope u played it off with a joke,like,'haha, i made you fall down! i win!' or something like that!
eww... fart in your face! ewww
Ha ha! That is so funny.
Lmfaoo!!
well at least Janine thought it was funny not gross
Thats so embarrasing! I apologize lol Better luck next time?
Ahahahahahahahhahahahahah aha! Sucks for you! Atleast she was nice about it
LOL. Luckily the girl was nice.
hey just be greatful she didnt be a jerk nd make fun of u nd tell everyonne at skool....atleast she joked bout it
at least she laughed i mean i would fall and walk away. your lucky
atleast she didnt get mad lol
eww twister tooter twister totter u r a twister tooter.
if i were her i would fliped
at least we know your gas powered!
how funny!!! lmao but u said she laughed!!! that means she thought it as funny, too!!! lmao
TTHAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!!
awww at least she laughed =] i would have. thats flippin hilarious