1 year ago
I Farted...In Concert!
Submitted by Samantha (16), from Coral Springs, FL
I play the saxophone in the school band — right alongside this really cute guy named Andrew!
Well, last week, before our first big concert, I wasn't feelin' so hot (must have been the bean and cheese burrito I had for lunch).
I got to the concert and took my spot right next to Andrew.
Problem was, once the music started, it wasn't just the horns that were tooting…
I was letting out some pretty nasty farts — much worse than normal. And because of all the air you have to breathe when you play saxophone, Andrew got a huge whiff.
In fact, they were so nasty, that at one point, my crush just blurted out, "Ugh, who just let one loose?"
And it just so happened he said it right as the song ended — so the whole crowd heard him and started cracking up!
My face turned bright red (it was so obvious it was me from the way I was sweating).
Talk about hitting some sour notes!
I'm not gonna eat nasty food before the show.hehe.P.S.ur crush should've not said that.
Oh,that's embarrasing.I play the violin and we have a show coming up before the holidays i hope nothing like tht happens but no one will notice i dont have a solo.
stop posting those stupid chain letters
im about to learn the flute and im taking piano lessons! ur crush should not have said that though
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I play the flute,clarinet,piano,voil in,and giutar.
I play the flute, clarinet, guitar, piano, and voilin.
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
sorry about this... when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages
HHAHAHAHAHAH I GESS IT WAS A BAD ONE!!!!!
am i like the only person that plays the flute!?!?
wow i know a cute guy named andrew!! im serious
wow u shouldnt have started sweatin (or ate a bean and cheese burrito for lunch) and no one would have noticed
u shouldnt have blushed. u could of asked who let the frog inside
i play the clarinet in band and my friend let one during the middle of a song
I play Bass Clarinet in my school band & I never had that happen 2 me!
HA HA HA SOOOOOOO FUNNY IF I WAS ANDREW I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT BUT I WOULD SAY "UGH WHO FARTED" I WOULD HAVE SCREAMED IT HAHAHA!
I just had my consert too! Alto sax rules! Don't worry, I've been known to rip one whenever I play! ;)
hahaha i play sax too . . . our first concert is in a few days . . . i better not eat anything nasty before it. =]]
i play the saxophone. d:
i feel so bad for you-from:samantha(my names samantha,too) to:samantha
haha i feel bad 4 u
i play the clarinet.
i play the sax!
i play the sax!
i play the sax too!!! =)
hey i play the saxophone too
gosh im mad u let it all out like dat "and worse den normal at dat" lol
hey, i play the saxophone too!
(smirk)
I play the clarinet !!!!!!!
hey,everyone farts so it doesnt matter by the way i play the clarinet like squidward!
lol my saxaphone decided to break in the middle of a salo and it started squeeking outa control and this girl i liked started cracking up in the audience.... :(
Well i guess every thing happends for a reason but it must have been embarresing
evrey one farts whatev i do it allll the time
its ok everyone farts every once in a while.
thats disgusting i bet you 5 bucks that they will never put you in advance band tehetehe
Don't worry it's not just you i did that when my crush was sitting beside me in band class too. and coincidentally i play the Bari Sax!
um ewwwww hold it in puh-LEAZE!!! thanks much!!! haha no really...
I play the flute but im on the cherrleading team and the dance team. And im also on the soccer team the school prez and finaly im incharge of all the dances! wow i have no free time! but it keeps me off the streats and not robbing places or in bars. but whene i do have free time im w/ me friends talking about the jobros or going to their concerts!
.......ewwww
so this kid has a crush on me but he let a burp out.I grabbed my purse and shoved a breath mint into his mouth.He is cute but needs more mint.lol
oh yeah another band geek i play the trumpet
i like the title
ha ha ha
i have the most craziest!
that's an eggy stinker!!!!!!!Ewwwwwwwwww wwww!
that pick i o soso fake