3 weeks ago

I Fell Off The Homecoming Float!

Since I'm class president, I'm supposed to help out with getting the school ready for Homecoming events. Go team! And another bonus of being class prez? Riding on a float in the Homecoming parade!

I was super psyched for my upcoming rockstar moment. So new dress? Check. Family in attendance? Check. That cute boy over by the hot dog stand checking me out? Check check!

I got on the float and we made our entrance into the football field. Then, I started doing my best "pageant wave" and smiling at the crowd (oh, hey there, cutie from before!).

But as we hit the home crowd, I got so into it, I jumped up in excitement to cheer for our team. The only problem was, I lost my balance and fell off the float just as my name was announced on the PA! Darn heels!

When I got up, everyone was laughing. But they didn't realize I was hurt. It turned out that I sprained my ankle!

I brushed myself off and walked along with the float for the rest of the parade. And the worst? It looks like the only thing I'll be taking to the Homecoming dance are crutches.

Thanks, gravity. You suck.

 

 
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Kinda like twilight but not with all the parade float.

 
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ilove2text and some other people r meawn awwnd la la

 
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poor you and 4 the comment many times under me i agree la la

 
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La La

 
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LA LA

 
 
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la la

 
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

 
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if ppl were laughing at me i be all like"i didnt fall, i was testing gravity! dont worry it stilll works!"

 
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STOP THE CHAIN LETTERS POST LA LA IF U AGREE WITH ME

 
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PLEASE DON'T READ THIS YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER IF YOU DON'T POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 GAMES YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DON'T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THAIS OVER TO 5 GAMES IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APEAR ON THE SCREAN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK

 
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u mean payjeywayjey!not nice at all.

 
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were u okay (i man besides the sprained ankle)? thats mean, weeone1992.

 
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I WOULD HAVE HELPED YOU UP THEN STEAL YOUR FLOWERS

 
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weeone1992 LOL

 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WOULD'VE THREW CANDY AT UR FACE

 
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I agree with the girl under me that was really mean how would you feel if i did people said that about you

 
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o yea. and addition to my comment. iluv2txt tht is mean! she probably didnt even know she was gonna stand up!

 
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I agree with u under me! Gawd sum people are sooooooooo awful 2 others.

 
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Hay at leat she didnt fall of my school home coming floate....it am 18 wheller!!

 
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aww thats sad

 
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i sooooooooooo agree with akdbls

 
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so sorry that happened!

 
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i agree with person undrneath me

 
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haha wait....um i feel bad but thats funny

 
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Team Seth Clearwater, your a jerk! I hope you fall off a float too!

 
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lol i hate gravity x)

 
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lol but srry

 
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lol

 
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lol

 
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that must of hurt thats y u shouldnt wear heels everywhere

 
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awwee ppoor yuh

 
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5th! and hahahahahahaha!!! U FELL!!! LOL wat a klutz! and y would u wear heels on a float? just go barefoot since u would have 2 walk anywayz

 
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5th comment

 
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OUCH!

 
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That really sux poor you!

 
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2nd comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

 
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Ouch! Poor thing, I feel for you girl :S