1 year ago
I Freaked Her Out With My Nasty Teeth!
Submitted by Jason (15), from Newport, RI
During the school year, I usually saw my crush Jessica during lunch time. So one day, I decided I was finally gonna break the ice and go talk to her.
Well, when I saw Jessica get up to leave the lunch room, I quickly walked to the door so we would run into each other. I said hey and started chatting, but she just kept staring at my mouth all weird and wasn’t saying much.
I cut the convo short because of the total awkwardness, and ran to the bathroom to see what she was staring at.
Whoops! I guess the mozzarella and pesto sandwich I had for lunch must have gotten all stuck in my teeth, because my mouth looked like a total freak show!
Seriously, it wasn't just like one speck of green. It looked like I had eaten a leprechaun or somthing.
That was SO not the first impression I wanted to make on her. Will she ever talk to me again?
Or did my dental disaster scare her off for good?
its not THT bad, if shes nice, she'll understand, if not then she dosnt desurve u! :]
wow i get food stuck in my teeth all the time bcuz i have braces, but its not that bad. Creepy pic by the way
wow really smooth
give her another shot or i mean she should give you another shot..?
never
trying to imagine your teeth...trying to imagine your teeth...trying NOT to imagine your teeth...
ok dude if the girl talks to u after that she might give u a shot but if not u scared her
PLEASE DO NOT READ! IF YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO 5 VIDEOS, STORIES, AND GAMES YOU WILL GET KISSED OR ASKED OUT ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY BUT, IF YOU DO NOT YOUR CRUSH WILL SEND YOU THE MAZE GAME AND THE GIRL FROM THE EXORCIST WILL WAKE YOU UP WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING AND SHE WILL KILL YOU. IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS DO YOUR JOB AND GOOD LUCK
I would have laughed and told you. Jeez, i didn't think someone would be that shallow to judge you by ur freaking teeth. I wouldn't have. Any girl who's like this isn't worth the time.
I agree with beeotch227
scared her off, dude. MAJE dental disasterrr
that was mean of her....she should have quietly told you instead of just staring!
dental floss anyone ??
gross! thats YOU???
Ewww haha idk about that girl bt i would have so talked to you again!! haha funny :)
grosss!
sicko
thats gross but its not like boys are the cleanest people on the planet!!!!!!!
OK, HE IS A BOY, SO HE DOES NOT CARY A MIRROR AROUND TO CHECK HAIR AND MAKE-UP GURLEYGIRL! SHEESH, THE STORY SAID "HE" NOT "SHE"
that explains how stupid boys r!
U WOULD PROB SCARE ME OFF 2!!
omg everyone should carry a mirror to check their teeth and hair and makeup! HELLO!!! duh
U MUST B A DRTY WOP DEGO LULZ
u have no canse after that
wow sorry but u prob would've scared me off, but uhh....bring a mirror next time to check ur teeth
well hun, it depends, is she a goody-goody (popular) or just a normal laylow cool chick. cuz if shes goodygoody u scared her off xD
just laugh it off. explain to her everything. if she still doesnt talk to you shes a biotch.
i know this feeling. The worst thing is... why did no one tell you? People never care to mention when you've got something stuck in your teeth and then THIS happens.
It really is not a big deal. It'd be a differnet story if you like didn't brush your teeth or had gross teeth in general. personally i would just tease you about it forever :)
eeewwwwww sry dude i wood not talk too u sry:)
that sucks man...
ouch that sucks
that is so not crakclelacken
that sux
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Lol that must have been so embarrassing! Well, of course. I would make sure next time that my teeth were clear by bringing a mirror or something to lunch or borrowing one of your friend's girlfriend's or something. Then talk to her and make a joke about it, like "wow, did you see my teeth the other day? It looked like I ate a leprechaun!" or something like that. girls like guys with a sense of humor.
it was an accident they happen but maybe after lunch from now on if you don't want it to happen again then check your teeth after lunch
i'ts not that bad i mean if i were her i woudn't mind because i have braces and food gets stuck in them everytime i eat :( if i were her i woundn't honestly care about food in ur teeth. if u r a nice guy 2 her she might forget about that!!! (she'll only 4get it if she is a nice person who can 4get about peoples mistakes)
check your teeth b4 you talk to her. I always do that with my crush
Maybe I mean I fell really bad for you! Maybe you should try to talk to her again! but first check your teeth!
If she really likes you she'll defintley talk to you agiag,and if she dosen't move on!
motzi&pesto ewww
i`m srry but tip don`t eat before u tlk to crush eat afterwards.and i probly wouldn`t tlk if i was jessica
Awww im srry...just a tip next time u want 2 talk 2 a gurl..make sure ur mouth is clean
sick...NEVER eat that!
ewwwwwwww that is soo growss i would have left u that would have been so bad 2 walk with someone like that person in that pic!!!ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
I would have left u!! who wants 2 go out with a ugly guy who doesn't clean his teeth?!? I bet ur not even cute!!
Dental Disaster sheww.. u act like a freakshow ur self noone questions things like this they useally ask how can i make things better did i screw up?? ur STUPID!
Uh yeah I dunno I think I will ever talk 2 u again